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Q: Any of your students have hilarious English names?

In one class: Eternal Dawn
In the same class: a guy called Happy, another called Sad
In another: Rainbow

Even some of the younger Chinese English teachers chose 'wisely'. I did a double-take when one of them introduced herself as 'Apple'

6 years 16 weeks ago in  Teaching & Learning - China

 
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Some boy names: Endless Night, Hulk (and he was 156cm tall), Jizz, Veedee(VD), Hymen

Girl names: Easy, Twink, Taint, Poopy, Lawanda

On a sidenote, everytime I encounter a student with an English name referring to "intelligence", these students are the most idiotic: Smart, Genius, Brain, and Einstein were some of the dumbest students I've had.

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One kids name is Do Do and another ones name is Easy and they  won't change them even after I told them what they mean.

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Kindergarten teacher's name is 'Promise' and her student 'Hoover'.

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Joshwao and Booby (Chinese teachers' fault)

 

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Ghost, Apple, Cherry, Bacon

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  I had one 9 year old student this week who'd decided to make a name change to Vanessa, which is not such a funny name in itself, except that the student in question is a boy. I was tempted to slap young Vanessa on the back and tell him 'good choice' but I didn't have the heart.

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a boy named "whatever" and a girl named "imagination"

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Students - Dinosaur, Rainbow and Small Spot

 

Teacher - Echo

 

Met a kid called Spongebob and a boy called Sophie who insisted on keeping it Sophie.

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Sorry,didnt realize I had already answered before.....

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In my school we have: Hulk, Cherry, Diago (yes, written with "a" and that's bugging me), Dudu, Yoyo, Rain, Honey... o.O

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Welcome b underscore encsi. You have answered a 5 year old question. A common mistake. So let's resume the debate 

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Echo is common. It comes and goes.

 

We have blue, green, Elvis, summer, holiday, big red, small red, and a little old lady. My daughter is little orange, her friend is big Apple. Too many names. I can't keep up.

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