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Q: Is anyone on here not a shill?
I've looked through the answers section, and it looks like it's run by the cia, or mi6. It's nothing but white guys with contempt towards China. Are there any real people who post on here? Does the answers section serve any other purpose than to make China look bad, and used as a psyop for western regimes?
How can you tell it's white guys? Maybe my parents adopted my from Korea when I was 3 weeks old. Does your posts server any purpose other than make yourself feel like a good little cadre ?
WICKED:
well, theres plenty of white guys pretending to be koreans, singaporians, malaysians, filipinos, you name it.
Scandinavian:
How the <bleep> can a red-haired dude like me pretend to be Korean? I can pretend to be delusional but chose not to.
WICKED:
well, thats why the u.s military industrial complex invented the internet. you (shills) can go online and pretend to be anyone you want, relay any message you want, regardless of the validity of it. no one will know your background, and it's harder for them to call you out, like the way i'm calling you out 
Scandinavian:
you sure the internet is not a Chinese invention?
If this site has taught me anything, then it is that any wumao will at some point fall into the web of fallacies built up to create an illusion of being an actual person. One day you work for a US knife company, the next day you are a teacher.
I've never written anything not true on this site (or that I don't believe to be true, of course I can have mis-formed images of reality in my mind) I am too lazy to have to keep track of incorrect information. If you met me face to face you'd start crying soon after when you realize that it is possible to be real and not live behind the concept of having to live up to some strange norm built mainly on the basis of low quality soaps on TV.
Stay Righteous
CharlieB:
The last thing China invented was gun powder. They only copy things now
WICKED:
no im pretty sure the internet was invented by the military industrial complex for the purpose of surveilance, and promoting psyops. the u.s regime also controls all the major root servers for the internet. and it isnt bad enough that the western corporations have all the disinfo websites out there, they need shills to back them up. why is that because no one believes the lies on cnn, and bbc? shills love to call China totalitarian, but it looks to me like the west is the one who is totalitarian. just go on some western websites and try to bring up some crimes by the west, and see how long you last.
crimochina:
You work for the government. Why not just ban the entire Internet?
IrvineWelsh:
Wicked- how the hell can the west be totalitarian. There are many many countires in 'the west' each with their own identity.
You have lost the plot of reality.
Mateusz:
Wicked:
How do you know white guys pretending to be Koreans, Singaporians, Malaysians, Filipinos, (I name it)? Even assuming they are claiming such nationality, and white, how do you know that's pretending? Is Jeremy Lin a yellow guy pretending to be American?
"Don't like something in China? Must be a government agent/racist!" Nice logic.
I've met several people on this board. Just simple, everyday folks who are here for different reasons. Most of us actually like China a lot, and we enjoy our time there. This is just a place we rant and rave on. If this were eAmericaCities.com, we'd be bitching about American things.
If anything, this board is full of CCP shills and wumaos.
mArtiAn:
Yeh, but then you could easily argue that if you say something positive about China you just as quickly get labeled a wumao. Personally I disagree with the general atmosphere of negativity towards the Chinese I see on here, to my mind every race on Earth is equally flawed when put under the microscope, I just can't be bothered to bang on about it on here anymore.
Hulk:
We're just ranting. Thing is, wumaos are a real thing. People actually get paid to be internet commentators, to try and steer the public opinion towards China being everything positive, and never negative. That's what sets us off.
I mean, I love China and Chinese people as much as the next wumao, but when I want to bitch and moan about it, I come to this site and rant and rave with the rest of the world-weary expats. Whenever we try to say anything negative about China, there's always a wumao that comes in and says "CIA/FBI/NSA/DEA/ATF/OBAMA FAIL!!!!!!!!!"
Scandinavian:
@MarTian. Please remember there is only one race on earth.
WICKED:
wow you shills work fast. this proves my point exactly. i post this question and a few minutes later the shills are all over it. if this board is full of ccp and wumao, as you claim, then why are most of the comments on the answer board negative about China? it seems to me it is more plausible that cybercom trolls are crawling all over this site. are you that afraid of people developing their own ideas that you have to bombard them with your psyops? i would love to believe you, but if the "wumao" was real, then why is it that almost every single website i visit i hear negative things about China, and apologists for western aggression and imperialism?
Scandinavian:
@Irene. I should have specified. "One Race of Humans" there are also those who walk on two legs but are not fit for the title of Human
@Wicedked. Just goes to show how inefficient the wumas are... oh, isn't it your nap time now?
Hulk:
Okay, wumao, listen up here:
Until people realize their shortcomings, things will never change. When China wakes up and joins us all in the future, it'll be a happy day indeed. Fighting against the truth isn't going to help save face.
WICKED:
what seems to be a more plausible explanation is that you are being paid to be on here.
Hulk:
I wish I was being paid to be on here. I'm actually homeless, living in a filthy motel with my wife and baby, and eating low-quality microwave food. If I were being paid to be on here, I'd be a lot more aggressive... lol
mArtiAn:
The term 'race' is commonly used in descriptive reference to people of different nations and creeds. Whether this is correct usage or not is neither here nor there. If it wasn't acceptable to use in this manner then the term 'racist' would lose all meaning. You may like to take a look at the word 'pedantic' while you have your dictionary out Scan, me old China plate. And as for this guy Wicked, I think it's Loke out for a fight again. I can't blame him, this place pisses me off from time to time too. Knock yourself out. That's what one tends to do when banging their head against a wall.
Mateusz:
If someone doesn't like the smog in Los Angeles, is that person racist against Californians?
you forgot ASIO and the KGB , comrade 
edit : did you know that these days Comrade in Chinese. means gay 
so for you, the word works on two levels 
mArtiAn:
It does mean gay, you're right, I found out the hard way. Curiously enough it was when asking a Chinese student who I suspected was gay if he and the guy he was with (we were all in the pub) were 'comrades' which I thought at the time meant 'work-mates'.
Scandinavian:
you're forgetting the "....not that there is anything wrong with that" addition to all posts about comrades.
Paulberger:
@martian hah, i never heard that. but it makes sense. i was talking about something a while back s mentioned the word comrades and all the Chinese people laughed at me.
Question, does China have a problem with pollution?
Is it your opinion we should not mention this problem?
WICKED:
i didnt say that. however, you have to wonder though. alot of shills on here are mentioning the "wumao", yet you go on most websites and you see nothing but apologists for western aggression, and imperialism. you look at something very simple like the fukishima disaster. you dont hear very much about japan polluting the ocean, even though theyre dumping hundreds of tons of toxic waste every day. why is that? because japan is a compliant puppet regime of the west. now if the "wumao" was real, you would see websites flooded with comments bringing up japan, and the u.s regime's role in dumping toxic waste into the ocean. you would see u.s corporations polluting the ecuadorian rain forest, but you hardly ever hear about that, so i have to come to the conclusion that websites, including this one, are flooded with western shills.
Scandinavian:
Japan is compliant with the international agreements, China isn't. Japan doesn't really have any pollution problems compared to China (and yes, I am aware that Japan has a nuclear power plant leaking radioactive water into the ocean, still it is literally just a drop in the ocean compared to what China is doing)
Hulk:
If this were eJapanCities.com, you'd see a LOT of anti-Japanese-idiocy rhetoric from me and others. Starting with Fukushima.
WICKED:
japan is compliant to western imperialist ways, including signing the plaza accord against the interests of their own country. theres no doubt the pollution in China is terrible, but whats missing (censored) is the western countries involvement in the pollution. but i thought this conversation was about shills
MissA:
Erm.... wicked, you're the one who brought Japan into this thread.
Question. Does spitting on the street provide a means for transferring disease?
Should we not comment on this problem ?
WICKED:
you can, but isnt it equally concerning that the u.s regime is bombing people with depleted uranium?
Scandinavian:
yes, that is indeed a problematic thing happening, but since the bombs are not dropping on China it is not relevant to this forum. If you want to stir up that topic I suggest a site like www.nytimes.com
WICKED:
i still dont see how spitting on the floor is worse than american troops bombing Iraqis with depleted uranium
Paulberger:
spitting isn't worse than killing Iraqis, and i don't believe anyone here said that nor thinks that. it just has nothing to do with the topic sections here on this site. unless you put it under "general" i guess. we come here to talk about china, not Iraq.
is this the return of 90210 aka bicycle man , aka lokethebloke , 
Scandinavian:
@phil. Lets face it. If you hired a contractor to do your floors and you paid 5 mao per tile, then the result would probably not be a perfect floor. I think there is a parallel wumao universe where a group of wumaos are tasked with putting down farmers to the lowers possible group of people, so wumaos themselves will only be second lowest.
WICKED:
wait are you saying that you should get your pay docked because i ousted you as a shill?
Scandinavian:
no no no, and you are helping my point. I am saying you are inept at your job and your employer gets what he pays for, shitty 5 mao lame ass comments that might as well be written by a ...... hang ON. someone should make an automated wumao poster
Wicked
Unfinished
Machine
Automatic
Obscenities
ok, the abbrev. needs work.
WICKED:
well i think if it's so easy for me to spot you as a shill, you arent doing a very good job at deceiving the public
Scandinavian:
well.
1. I am not professional at this, so not being perfect at it is hardly a problem
2. Deceive the public. How would that work when most of the country cannot read English?
Isn't it interesting how the same kind of person comes in every time complaining about the same things? "Oh boohoo, poor China! 
Why is China always bullied by the west? 
Why can't the west allow China to continue wallowing in ignorance? "
It's because several wumaos have already been hired to post here. Every time, they're chased away by facts, truth, and cold-hard logic. Then they're shipped off to "re-education through labor" to brainwash the truth out of them. Meanwhile, another wumao shows up to take his/her place while the other one is getting deprogrammed at the mines.
Hulk:
Cockmeat sandwiches have nothing to do with re-education. We're waterboarding terrorists and making them eat cockmeat sandwiches for being little terrorist scumbags. We get information from them because they're scumbuckets and really don't deserve to live.
If we let them run off, they'll be blowing shit up again rather quickly.
WICKED:
a more plausible explanation is that youre training terrorists there
Hulk:
Training terrorists for what? Cockmeat sandwiches? We're waterboarding them, not doing anything crazy like that.
WICKED:
training terrorists to bomb schools, and justify western military aggression, take their natural resource. imperialism 101. i heard you guys are even recruiting terrorists straight out of western airports
Hulk:
That's interesting. Usually we just free the shit out you with some drone strikes, and then take your resources. Why would we need terrorists to do that for us? We pretty much just show up and slap everyone in the face with our 50" dildo. We don't even need justification.
More wumao fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paulberger:
wow comparing all this to what we do at Guantanamo... maybe our (American) tactics aren't always "liked" by others, but i don't believe you can sit there and say we are training more terrorist to infiltrate foreign nations for their resources. no no no, that's just stupid and only conspiracy theory nut jobs would believe that. we do that with our big @ass, bad @ss military, not the low life pieces of sh!t we water board in Guantanamo.
Ok, ok, ok, you foiled us. During our last meeting, all wearing our masks and our hooded robes, we were planning our next round of psyops. We assign to each other roles. Like, Scandivian is the funny guy, Ironman is the tough guy, Martian plays the dirty punk, and so on. Those guys work as counterpoint to more tame looking posters, making the later look more reasonnable. I myself play the balanced, impartial guy, for instance. Of course, I'm biased and all I work at is psyops. And we are so irresistible in our work, I feel free to expose ourselves. During our next meeting, we will see how to deal with you. You can run, you can hide, but you can not escape.
*silence*
MUHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAA
*thunder cracking, wind noises*
MUHHHHHAHAHAAAAhhhhaaaaaa
*mustache twirling*
WICKED:
tisk tisk. i must have struck a nerve. so many comments in such a short span of time.
DrMonkey:
Note the subtle trick of turning you in ridicule. This too we learned it at the CIA/MI6/Delta Force
DrMonkey:
Or.... It's my lunch pause and I was just reading/posting on the forum. Apart from psyops, it's also some form of therapy for long term expats.
Scandinavian:
Yeah. I am just waiting for my sexy wife to return from shopping using my credit cards so we can have some animalistic marital fun. Or watch Die Hard, her choice.
WICKED:
well, for all i know, you could be sitting in a room in ft meade
DrMonkey:
See, Gary hu, Scandinavian ? He is a smart one. He *KNOWS*. Pass me a burger, I'm hungry now.
philbravery:
no didn't strike a nerve , it is just that it is Friday afternoon and we have nothing better to do so we go troll hunting . 
thank God you came out from under your bridge when you did. 
but allass I now need to go back to the real world and take my kids to a Christmas function , so i will leave it to the other flash light addicts to play with you . 
thanks for the game and maybe we can play again sometime , ttfn
Scandinavian:
@DrMonkey. Hey, it's your time to get burgers, and your will pass my ShillShell (office lingo for cubicles here) on your way back from Burger King anyways.
WICKED:
i think it struck a nerve, thats why i'm getting this kind of response. guess shills dont like being ousted
Scandinavian:
Oh Dear, that last one should have been in a PM, now there will never be a new world order.
mArtiAn:
Dirty punk? Who you calling a dirty punk!? I'm sweet. I'm compassionate. I listen to the Carpenters. While I masturbate. Oh......right.....yeh, I guess I see where you're coming from. My bad.
DrMonkey:
@Martian Woops, not sure if I gonna dig myself in a hole or make you happy. So... "dirty punk", believes it or not, is *affective*. I mean, I've fun, in a not sarcastic way, reading your posts. I picture you as a fine guy with whom drinking a beer sounds like a good moment. You tend to use colorful humor, you don't go politically correct, therefore I put the tag "dirty punk". But it's *affective*, tough love way of "affective" :D
mArtiAn:
No wucking furries, i've been called worse. Today in fact. By my wife.
Scandinavian:
mental note: If maRtIan ever uses the term "I am on top of the world" then we know what he is doing.
OK, that's enough guys. WICKED, you're done enticing people. Hulk, those comments on terrorists are out of line. It's OK to rant on here but there's still a line!
Hulk:
Anyway, thanks for getting rid of him! Praise Dick Cheney. Praise Haliburton.
Back to our CIA/NSA/FBI/DEA/ATF shilling!
Hulk:
Well, it's true. I know a lot about the government... I watched Harold and Kumar, and I saw National Treasure and some other movies. Usually the terrorists get extra mayo on their sandwiches.
Big bob smells like... ok, ok, I'll stop!
--(hulk@nsa [National Shill Agency] Fri 06 13)--
->(12:45 PM$): ssh shill4.scandinavian.laden.afghanstan.net:143
->(12:45 PM$): telnet winxp-modem
->(12:46 PM$): su cpu
su password for accessing the CPU:
*******
->(12:49 PM$): deface printer --interface:winxp-modem --cpu:address("187 driveby blvd, beverly hills, 90210")
->(12:50 PM$): shill --communication-target:Scandinavian --warning-issue:911 --orders-given:stand-down
->(12:51 PM$): cat shill-agents.shl | grep -v sorrel
i was going to leave a No Why ? but due to recent events think we should leave it on a final note " Who Let the Dog Out? " who who who who hahahaha
Loke? Loke? Is that you??? Admin, this thread looked like fun!
Oh, and another thought. If this forum is entirely peopled by white guys... WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE GIRL BOOBIES???
crimochina:
Ummmm ... I'm speechless. I've never had anyone call me a white guy.
bill8899:
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip! But in his own mind he's the ... he's the dopest trip!
I confess. I am a shill for the The Offspring.
Looks like Ole Red missed a little party here on casual Friday. Dang. I gotsta wake up... 
Really, who honestly gives a flying toss? You could all be CIA shills and CCP wumaos for all I care, as long as you make me laugh from time to time i'll keep reading. As far as i'm concerned either of the above would have to be a total loser to waste their time on this site; the Chinese government, American government, most governments have their own enormous media sources to plug into when they want to start spreading propaganda. Coming on here and talking shit to the piss-few who access this site is about as significant as writing smack about someone on a toilet wall.
Wicked, why don,t close your mouth?. I think it is even worse to see locals don,t care about anything, don,t have any kind of human value, ethic. That is what chinese look like animals not people, and i could keep talking and talking!!. Invading Irak was to try make that country safer and even the world safer!
It's funny. Pollution is at record highs and now they unleash loke , noballs, etc. do they really think that is how to fix their problems
Hulk:
When in doubt, retaliate. Keep the masses distracted from the truth so they'll fight over things that make them look even more stupid, so they'll keep doing it in an attempt to appear less stupid.... all in vain.
