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Q: Anyone spotted the pic of the guy with the nose on his forhead?

  Is this a new breakthrough in medical techniques? He does not look happy. Got two words for you mate: baseball cap. And what does it mean for sufferers of other serious ailments? I had a friend who suffered a testicular cancer scare not so long ago; God forbid he were to get treatment here. "Nope, those aren't hairy earrings, i'm just going through a thing at the moment, it's complicated, change the subject."

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That shit is crazy tho.

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I know my old boss had a butt for a face he had to wear a shirt with this end up printed on it

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  You worked for EF in Guilin too? Small world.

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I saw it on Facebook! I wasn't sure if it was true!

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/25/a-nose-grows-on-one-mans-forehead/

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this science stuff may soon give a whole new meaning to calling someone Dickhead !

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Thats way beyond what I thought was possible. I wonder when will interspecies penis transplants be available?

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  I'll have elephants and donkies lining up around the block for mine when they do.

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I imagine elephants and donkeys would like to carry a lighter package around. No more getting caught on bushes.

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  Well I guess mine's not the way to go then, they'd be tearing up the shrubbery.

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have been unable to resist: will we soon be seeing the final front-ear ?

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Maybe, Chinese are rewriting Pinocchio?

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Chinese do not need Pinocchio's nose to show they are lying *****.  

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I'd like to pick his brains!

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The number of times, and the amount of time that I have seen chinese people picking their noses openly in public tells me that they may already have picked their brains out.  It wouldn't even take that long for them to do it.

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  Just watch you don't blow his mind. At least not without a hanky handy.

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