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Q: are the chinese feeding pandas viagra?

i was watching the daily show and ricky gervais was joking about the chinese giving pandas viagra and making them watch panda porn.

is any of this true? thoughts?

9 years 23 weeks ago in  Relationships - China

 
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Well, they could be giving them something, some kind of substance for arousal maybe? How would we ever know? People are just happy that the pandas are breeding more easily.

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Not viagra Crimo, but three cloves of garlic each day.  Better than Viagra, and no side effects.  Besides increasing your libido, will clean veins and arteries, lower blood pressure, reduce cholesterol too.

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It is really difficult and rare for pandas to successfully mate.

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LMAO There is a reason they call short dik men panda penis. A panda penis is about 3 centimeters and is "S" curved. Makes it difficult to mate no matter how much viagra and panda porn the poor boys get. Most of the babies born in captivity come from a turkey baster instead of natural style.  

A newborn panda weigh about 5 ounces, and are the size of a stick of butter when they are born. Rejection of the baby or smothering by the mother was very common when the mother felt apprehensive about the vets and care takers coming in and out of her den to monitor the baby.

They've finally figured out how to inseminate successfully, let the mother be left alone with her newborn instead of being over protective people (using cameras instead), and when to interfere if mother rejects the baby or when there is a multiple birth.

So now babies everywhere! 

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"Panda porn?" Is that, like, old, vintage porn in black and white?

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Crimochina,havn't seen you for a while and I miss your jokes and you are fun person.

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Yes this is true

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