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Q: are the chinese feeding pandas viagra?

i was watching the daily show and ricky gervais was joking about the chinese giving pandas viagra and making them watch panda porn.

is any of this true? thoughts?

12 years 15 weeks ago in  Relationships - China

 
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Well, they could be giving them something, some kind of substance for arousal maybe? How would we ever know? People are just happy that the pandas are breeding more easily.

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Not viagra Crimo, but three cloves of garlic each day.  Better than Viagra, and no side effects.  Besides increasing your libido, will clean veins and arteries, lower blood pressure, reduce cholesterol too.

crimochina:

garlic you say hmmmmmmmmmmm...

12 years 15 weeks ago
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ambivalentmace:

dont give the garlic secret to everybody, dont want everyone smiling everyday like us. lol

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happywanderer:

What's the point in having a rod of steel if you stink of garlic?

10 years 46 weeks ago
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HappyExPat:

I have been doing it for decades, and I don't stink, not even a slight smell of garlic on by breath. But of course, I do brush my teeth often too, many do not.

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happywanderer:

Ohhh that should be a commercial.  Firm and fragrant?  Do it the way happy does 

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HappyExPat:

I tell people sometimes what I do, never have told anyone to do as I do. So, you are free to think as you would like too. Me, I go to bed now, this is boring me.

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It is really difficult and rare for pandas to successfully mate.

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LMAO There is a reason they call short dik men panda penis. A panda penis is about 3 centimeters and is "S" curved. Makes it difficult to mate no matter how much viagra and panda porn the poor boys get. Most of the babies born in captivity come from a turkey baster instead of natural style.  

A newborn panda weigh about 5 ounces, and are the size of a stick of butter when they are born. Rejection of the baby or smothering by the mother was very common when the mother felt apprehensive about the vets and care takers coming in and out of her den to monitor the baby.

They've finally figured out how to inseminate successfully, let the mother be left alone with her newborn instead of being over protective people (using cameras instead), and when to interfere if mother rejects the baby or when there is a multiple birth.

So now babies everywhere! 

crimochina:

would you hug a panda on viagra after it has watched some porn???

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crimochina:

s curved penises??? i gotta see that for myself. where can i get my hands on panda porn???????????

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HugAPanda:

Of course! I wouldn't even be able to tell if it was a female or male, even after the porn! And I'd be careful with that panda porn. It's uber hawt and has been known to cause priapism.

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DaBen:

Wait... Hugs you made a video and the panda breeders get to see it but you haven't sent it to me. I'm hurt.

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HugAPanda:

I would never hurt you on purpose, only protect you with my own life. I thought panda porn would be a source of heart ache for you because we are so far apart, but I will send it to you post-haste! <3 <3

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"Panda porn?" Is that, like, old, vintage porn in black and white?

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Crimochina,havn't seen you for a while and I miss your jokes and you are fun person.

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Yes this is true

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