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Q: On a Bad China Day have you ever.........?
Thought about shoulder charging the prick coming towards you that you just know will be invading you personal space?
lied in bed and counted the number of car horn blasts instead of counting sheep?
tried to invent a car horn blocker like they do with cell phones.?
stopped half way across the road and glared at the person blowing the horn?
Given up on horn blocker and wanted to stick the horn up the persons blowing it's lowest orifice?
tipped a bucket of water out of the 3rd floor window onto the Bastard pissing on your buildings wall?
after drinking heavy wondered how much Hugs will charge for a compatible liver?
please add yours
Yes shouldering people I do often. And greasing people off for being uncivilized. But nothing works. They have no response. Non of these would have any effect, as they don't realize or think they are doing anything wrong....
When crossing a road most drivers either slow down just a little or they move and drive around you just a little, but I keep running into these pricks that as soon as I'm in front of the car, they floor it and I have to jump out of the way. I kicked ones guys door in good and as he continued to drive away held my knee and shook my fist.
Threw a fish out the ten floor window and later saw it smushed by a tire. Don't worry the fish died. Didn't flush the toilet because the toilet wouldn't flush and gave the next person a big present which they could never say I never gave them anything before. Slammed a door and broke a bottle! Drank too much alcohol and spewed all over the bus seat. Made funny faces at kids so they could go home and do the same thing to their parents.
fish79:
I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation.
TedDBayer:
Has he ever denied it?.... Who likes throwing dead fish out windows? Kids, Funny they wouldn't eat it tho.Maybe he's like me and doesn't like fish.
I have often felt like hitting people that intrude on my privacy here.
Such as an Amway representative who burst into my office about a week or two ago then proceeded to read data on my secretary's computer. Then picking up documents from other workers' desks to read before I managed to call a security guard.
Also when I am conducting private business transactions at the bank and complete strangers invite themselves to listen even to the point that they enter the cubicle and stand right behind me.
