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Only do it if you want that same turtle to find and bite you again.  Everyone knows that the only thing that biting turtles crave more than human flesh is orange flavored human flesh, and once a turtle bites you it can always find you. 

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Can you imagine, you find such Q at Yahoo Questions Board? 

 

See this:

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3109924/37-of-the-most-ridiculous-questions-people-ever-asked-the-internet/

 

My fav. is this one:

 

Q: "What happens to the people who are born on February 29th? Do they stay 1 until 4 years pass?" 

 

A: "They get locked up in a secret laboratory in Iowa and are let loose every 4 years ..." 

 

  ... secret lab in Iowa ...   

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Only do it if you want that same turtle to find and bite you again.  Everyone knows that the only thing that biting turtles crave more than human flesh is orange flavored human flesh, and once a turtle bites you it can always find you. 

icnif77:

Can you imagine, you find such Q at Yahoo Questions Board? 

 

See this:

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3109924/37-of-the-most-ridiculous-questions-people-ever-asked-the-internet/

 

My fav. is this one:

 

Q: "What happens to the people who are born on February 29th? Do they stay 1 until 4 years pass?" 

 

A: "They get locked up in a secret laboratory in Iowa and are let loose every 4 years ..." 

 

  ... secret lab in Iowa ...   

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