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Q: Can I get a Chinese girl pregnant by holding hands?

Just thought I would give Creepy a head start with the next dumb ass question
From the who cares file
Its like a older version of Matty/silva
I expect it will be harminized
So have fun while you can

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To be sure, Chinese bodies are different.

 

The gestation period for example. From the Chinese couples I know who get married, the gestation period seems to be only 6 months. They get married, 6 months later a baby appears.

 

Amazing.

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'.....well it depends, did you have a cheesburger before hand?' 

 

 

 

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Yahoo-gle is my most trusted source.

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Only if you don't wash your hands after holding hands.

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Well, it might be possible.  But no matter, termination is easy.  And perfectly acceptable if you are an uneducated moron completely lacking in human empathy.

Beautifulsoup:

It must take one to know one

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"Chinese Women, Please Don't Sleep With Foreigners"

 

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/stories/chinese-women-please-do-not-sleep...

 

Thought that one is appropriate, I see more angry single Chinese men today than ever before.

 

You shall never blame mom and pop killing baby girls for the gender gap, blame those foreign devils instead.

600000 foreigners in China, less than 0,5% of the population. Yep, foreigners stealing Chinese women is definitely the main reason why Chinese men can't find partners.

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<0.05%. And most of the foreigners also look Asian.

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coin -> indeed, the vast majority are Koreans and Japanese, but to the locals they are invisible.

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Hilarious, I especially like the comment about how he denounces Foreigners marrying Chinese women then tries to get Chinese men to marry foreigners. The level of insecurity is crazy.

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Yes, because Chinese bodies are different.no

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I love the fist bump, judge all you want, i know its wrong but i love it, makes me drool!

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The bible is not clear on the matter. You might lose your virginity. I think it is ok if you wear protection. Latex gloves are available everywhere in China. It matters little if the hand you are holding is less than half your age, just as long as long as she's never held hands either. That way you won't get aids like gay people. 

 

 

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Fooken gays and their aids! Fooken hell!

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So... holding hands with your friends is actually.... OMG! I never realised... it was so public! Aren't they ashamed???

 

 

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If you get her to jump up and down three times after you do it then that will make her un-pregnant.

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Yes, you can, especially if her other hand is holding her "true love's" hand and you're only there to give her family face and to pay the bills.

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Just meeting her parents is enough.

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To be sure, Chinese bodies are different.

 

The gestation period for example. From the Chinese couples I know who get married, the gestation period seems to be only 6 months. They get married, 6 months later a baby appears.

 

Amazing.

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Absolutely, everyone knows that in China.

 

That's why males hold each others hands... and females hold each other hands so they can't get pregnant that way. You understand?

 

It's so simple... that's why China has so many people because people LOVE to hold hands and make babies.

 

Before you hold a woman's hand in China, first you must hold her purse, and then her bills... and then hand her an iPhone...

 

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if after holding hands you grab a cute foreign baby's hand, you risk speading conjunctivitis, the common cold, a multitude of flu viruses, but probably not your seed.

try masturbating, high-fiving a girl with unwashed hands, then engaging in sex talk by chat or text message. maybe you'll get (un)lucky.

ScotsAlan:

Is there a "make you pregnant" emoji on wechat?

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the idea is, you arouse the girl you just high-fived with sex chats, so she impregnates herself with her spunky fingers... and that's more than you'll ever need to know about sex according to China's school curriculum, kids!

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sounds logical to me. good one.

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Oh crap! I shook hands with a girl just today.... does that mean I have to marry her?

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It depends on

1) What did you do with your hands *before* holding her hand

2) What she will do with her hands *after* holding your hand

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Holy spit, I hugged AND  shook hands with Gramma the other day, and she is a proven fertile old bag....my worst nightmare, more kids.

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Sounds like something the North Koreans created. Touch and get pregnant in a second, call 1-800 4445555

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Foreign bodies are different, they are evil beasts who can do such foul things by simply... One look!

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Very much possible, But only if you held your fully loaded  wallet before that. They say If you stare your bank statement and if it is in 6 figures or more, even your eyes can get the girl pregnant, provided she knows about the bank statement.

 

a seven figure bank statement would even get her father pregnant.

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Yes.

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not unless you have a very long one.

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stupid question Phil and you already know the answer, 36-40 weeks ago, I know you impregnated that sweetheart of yours. with that  handshake, probably was. hope you get back to china soon, 'cause there is no way that  I held her hand and she is saying I did.

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i held her hand twice lol

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