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Q: Chest hair shedding
Usually my chest hair stuck at my fingers or fall into the house or the bathroom once I rub or scratch my chest.It's annoying to spot hair all around the house and clean it off. I haven't tried trimming or waxing yet because I don't like naked chest look and worried that hair will grow back coarser than it was after removal. How about you hairy guys,have you faced such condition ? Do you have any idea how to curse this shedding or how to clean hair in the bathroom fast?
11 years 11 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
How to clean hair in the bathroom quickly.
1) Find a cat. Preferably young and healthy, since you will need it to be fairly active.
2) (Optional) Shave the cat. However, some people choose to skip this step since cleaning up the cat fur can be as troublesome as cleaning up the chest hair.
3) Wrap the cat in double-sided duct tape.
4) Attach a chain of firecrackers to the duct tape.
5) Light the fuse. Be sure to complete this step while standing in the bathroom entrance.
6) Lob the cat into the bathroom and quickly close the door.
7) The firecrackers will go off causing the cat to run all over the room in a vein effort to escape the explosions. As the cat runs around the room in blind panic, the chest hair will stick to the duct tape.
8) Wait 5 minutes after the explosions and yowls of anguish have stopped. Open the bathroom door and retrieve the cat.
9) Most likely the cat is either dead or catatonic at this point. So cleanup is very easy. Simply attach a couple chopsticks to the duct tape and throw the cat over the balcony. When the cat lands below, it will look like almost any other Chinese fast food meal and be quickly scooped up by local restarauntuers and be tossed into a stock pot for that evenings hot pot meal service.
OR option B:
Grab a broom, strap on some balls and clean the place yourself.
How to clean hair in the bathroom quickly.
1) Find a cat. Preferably young and healthy, since you will need it to be fairly active.
2) (Optional) Shave the cat. However, some people choose to skip this step since cleaning up the cat fur can be as troublesome as cleaning up the chest hair.
3) Wrap the cat in double-sided duct tape.
4) Attach a chain of firecrackers to the duct tape.
5) Light the fuse. Be sure to complete this step while standing in the bathroom entrance.
6) Lob the cat into the bathroom and quickly close the door.
7) The firecrackers will go off causing the cat to run all over the room in a vein effort to escape the explosions. As the cat runs around the room in blind panic, the chest hair will stick to the duct tape.
8) Wait 5 minutes after the explosions and yowls of anguish have stopped. Open the bathroom door and retrieve the cat.
9) Most likely the cat is either dead or catatonic at this point. So cleanup is very easy. Simply attach a couple chopsticks to the duct tape and throw the cat over the balcony. When the cat lands below, it will look like almost any other Chinese fast food meal and be quickly scooped up by local restarauntuers and be tossed into a stock pot for that evenings hot pot meal service.
OR option B:
Grab a broom, strap on some balls and clean the place yourself.
