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Q: In China you know you are in trouble when?
WHEN
The Doctor has a chicken under his arm
Your driver is more Drunk than you are
you point at other foreigners and yell Laowai
other people's manners are better than yours
you drink Bie jaol instead of Coffee at 7am
When....................
by the way my spell my spell check is not working
any complaints can go get ....
That was weird! I know when I'm in trouble when I have to read something that doesn't make sense and I have to comprehend it. (
!
He he, I said: "sense".
when the police bust in while your "in deep" with 2 crisp red maos on the night stand
crimochina:
the smaller cities where they don't get many foreigners charge less. the best i ever had in china was150
TedDBayer:
I was crazy about one girl so she wanted 2000, never saw her again..Time for a city change.
When the taxi driver overtakes his first car on a single lane street.
When everything seems normal and straightforward (that is when you have finally lost it and beyond help).
Hulk:
Everything seems normal here. I may have finally lost all my marbles...
When you're in Hunan province... 
When you find out you work for the Chinese triads... 
When you make your Chinese wife/girlfriend angry... 
When her husband catches you...
Amonk:
Would you recommend sleeping with married women? I'm doing a survey...
DaveP84:
Amonk, I'll ask your wife later and let you know. (If you are married of course 
)
TedDBayer:
I had a married friend, her husband had to listen on the phone, took me awhile to figure out why i couldn't make any noise or have music.
Kaiwen:
The only issue with this one is how much money he wants for the service you received. maybe you can negotiate a better rate for multiple services!
Excuse me sir, I think you forgot to finish the last sentence? What did you want to say?
I've seen so many crazy things, one that stands out was a cab that drove the wrong way up Zhongshan road (6 lane main st) all the way back to my place and never bothered to change sides at intersections. I told him bus station and it is cross the street from my place, but on that side of the street.
When your psycho ex-girlfriend won't move-out or give you the keys back after you kick her out of your house.
When your psycho ex girlfriend starts stalking you and even turning up at your place of work to cause a scene.
