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Q: In China,why do you call it an asteroid

when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?

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You win

philbravery:

To all those who are reading this post

 

Hows my pokemon question looking now?laugh

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Scandinavian:

It's looking like you are finally fessing up to playing with Pokemons

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Oh good holy God above! Another competitor?

GuilinRaf:

Lol!

Looks like they took the "if you cannot beat them j oin them...." idea....

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TedDBayer:

I used to do it to original matty. post 3 after his 3.  Its hard to come up with really stupid funny questions.

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I t hink both are right.

Asteroids are those pesky rocks in space that sometimes fall in Russia.

They can also be those itchy things that grow out of ones a**

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