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Q: Confused by SpongeBob
Is anyone else here really rather confused over her ramblings?
Huuuuuuullo, mike168229, if you’re reading this now, let's have a little heart-to-heart. Look deeply into my blackest of black eyes. Feel the weight of my full, undivided attention on you. Scoot closer, until our knees touch and our limbic systems get all cuddly and oxytociny with one another. Feel me feeling you as we lovingly connect. Are we there? Good, now let's talk.
I am a wolf in wolves clothing. I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
The deeper you venture within, the more primal the experience...as the searing winds of your passions and the aching wings of my darkest desires yearn to take flight and explore the depths--an ancient pas-de-deux that awakens your respective Beasts.
If I wasn’t going to Hell before, I certainly am now.
And if you can’t figure out a way to join me there, you’re doing it wrong!
A WARNING...
The further we get from shore, the saltier our language shall become. After all, you and I are pirates. And pirates don't sugarcoat what they say to one another on the high seas.
As Thomas Jefferson sagely put it, “If you're not offended twice a day, you're not living in a free society.”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
There’s a reason people like me only make up less than 3% of the population. But that makes it pretty dang difficult to find like-minded individuals to befriend. Which actually, that’s probably a good thing. Get too many of Spongebobs together and we’d probably take over the universe.
All in all, it’s easy to see why Spongebob is considered one of the world’s most amazing individuals. I am impossible to get along with, and even more impossible to fight with. I may be unlovable, but it’s also really hard not to love me. I am open and honest, but hard to get to know. I will break down your walls, but good luck getting through mine. I am like a Starburst candy—a juicy contradiction. And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
mike168229:
You are deluded! You actually think that you are some kind of misunderstood genius, don't you? I love the fact that you think everyone else is beneath you, it shows your true colours. Now, fuck off back to whatever shitty place you spawned from.
SpongeBob:
I really dislike being disliked, so I will relentlessly pursue your friendship until I either drive you absolutely insane or, well, yeah I will drive you absolutely insane. 
Spiderboenz:
I think that you might be using "befriend" in an extremely loose manner, Sylvia.
Spongebobs don't have friends, just unsuspecting victims that they haven't exploited yet.
earthizen:
@mike I believe Spongebob enjoys being a contrarian at times. Some like to use dark humor to get others thinking. Comedians call it black comedy.
“I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Stolen
mike168229:
@earthizen, dark humour I get mate (ex-Navy) ,but the stuff that this comes out with doesn't seem darkly humourous to me, just odd, confusing and contradictory.
Not really confused, I just assume the ramblings, changes of story etc are part of the 'persona' and designed to get attention or generate web traffic or something.
I'm rarely interested enough in any of her posts to bother giving them any thought other than 'this is just more attention seeking' waffling.
mike168229:
Fair one, I think I'll avoid all posts by it from now on.
It's intriguing .... meaning of the word 'fucktard' ...
It's 'noun'....
fucktard (plural fucktards) (pejorative, slang, vulgar) An extraordinarily stupid person, especially one who causes harm.
Huuuuuuullo, mike168229, if you’re reading this now, let's have a little heart-to-heart. Look deeply into my blackest of black eyes. Feel the weight of my full, undivided attention on you. Scoot closer, until our knees touch and our limbic systems get all cuddly and oxytociny with one another. Feel me feeling you as we lovingly connect. Are we there? Good, now let's talk.
I am a wolf in wolves clothing. I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
The deeper you venture within, the more primal the experience...as the searing winds of your passions and the aching wings of my darkest desires yearn to take flight and explore the depths--an ancient pas-de-deux that awakens your respective Beasts.
If I wasn’t going to Hell before, I certainly am now.
And if you can’t figure out a way to join me there, you’re doing it wrong!
A WARNING...
The further we get from shore, the saltier our language shall become. After all, you and I are pirates. And pirates don't sugarcoat what they say to one another on the high seas.
As Thomas Jefferson sagely put it, “If you're not offended twice a day, you're not living in a free society.”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
There’s a reason people like me only make up less than 3% of the population. But that makes it pretty dang difficult to find like-minded individuals to befriend. Which actually, that’s probably a good thing. Get too many of Spongebobs together and we’d probably take over the universe.
All in all, it’s easy to see why Spongebob is considered one of the world’s most amazing individuals. I am impossible to get along with, and even more impossible to fight with. I may be unlovable, but it’s also really hard not to love me. I am open and honest, but hard to get to know. I will break down your walls, but good luck getting through mine. I am like a Starburst candy—a juicy contradiction. And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
mike168229:
You are deluded! You actually think that you are some kind of misunderstood genius, don't you? I love the fact that you think everyone else is beneath you, it shows your true colours. Now, fuck off back to whatever shitty place you spawned from.
SpongeBob:
I really dislike being disliked, so I will relentlessly pursue your friendship until I either drive you absolutely insane or, well, yeah I will drive you absolutely insane.
Spiderboenz:
I think that you might be using "befriend" in an extremely loose manner, Sylvia.
Spongebobs don't have friends, just unsuspecting victims that they haven't exploited yet.
earthizen:
@mike I believe Spongebob enjoys being a contrarian at times. Some like to use dark humor to get others thinking. Comedians call it black comedy.
“I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Stolen
mike168229:
@earthizen, dark humour I get mate (ex-Navy) ,but the stuff that this comes out with doesn't seem darkly humourous to me, just odd, confusing and contradictory.
