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Q: Did anyone get to hug a panda for my birthday?

Peekaboo. I miss you guys. Well, some of you. The ones I know, AND liked. I don't miss the twits...

I had to postpone my trip to China due to a family emergency. I was/am pretty disappointed, depressed even about the whole damn thing. I hope you guys are taking care of my pandas and eating awesome yummy food. I go get veggies and tofu and cry. I'm still coming... just have to get through this. 

Take care, and you studs better be wearing your raincoats. Wink

14 years 1 day ago in  Arts & Entertainment - China

 
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golly gee shivers!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday my dear..  miss you too how have you been? 

i have been spreading rumors that you ran off with kchur. you guys left at around the same time and magically reappear at the same timesurprise

crimochina:

i actually ate a panda during the national holiday. (he was driving a japanese made car so it was all kosher)

14 years 23 hours ago
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HugAPanda:

ahahaha ya brat :)

Ive even missed you Chrimo. and yes, Kchur and I ran away together and eloped. We are having little smart asses:) 

 

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Miss you Too

Raff Ted and Crimo are Cool

 

But they are all Guys (we hope)

all I have left is MissA

Hope you and Jnusb spend more time here

TedDBayer:

I like to cross dress. I wrote the book "Cross Dressing for Success".Maybe you read it?

14 years 2 hours ago
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HugAPanda:

LOL Phil, even if they said they were girls, they'dprolly be guys ;) 

 

Im glad youre good. Are you in Aussie or China?

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Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to you ... OK I'll stop singing.

Sorry to hear about the emergency, I hope it may be resolved.

HugAPanda:

Thanks Bill :) 

Do I know you? Are you well liked or a bit... trollish? Im just curious. Gotta catch up you know :)

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I don't think you know me, and that's probably my loss. Can I be a well-liked troll? 

Be careful when hugging pandas. They're cute, but very strong. 

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No, but I ate some baby bamboo in the countryside! Steamed! It was great. Happy Birthday! laugh Don't worry...China will still be here when you are ready.

HugAPanda:

sometimes, youre so sweet, I just wanna hug you:)

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Happy Birthday Panda, 28 or 29, I can't remember? I'm home, swim over and kick me. I'll rent a Panda costume if you come, but bring your cheer leader outfit.

I'm more a cat person, I've hugged lions and tiger,cougars, jags, jungle cats,caracal lynx, lynx, but a wolf ripped my shirt, Bad dog.
Raincoats??? You want us to flash ya ?? I only got a short raincoat.

HugAPanda:

it is my 14th 28th birthday. Or something.

Are you going back? What happenedto the girlfriend?

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I wanted to go back in Sept. I had a house sitter, came home, my house is destroyed. It will take me awhile to fix it and cough up the money, my pets were in sad shape. I have to wait 8 months to talk to a surgeon about knee operation. The GF wasn't going well when I left. l'll find another if I have to.

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I almost had a loin cloth video for you. I went to Thailand, wanted to make a porno 'Tarzan and the Amazons' , I could get a cast of girls to do anything I wanted, but I couldn't find a loin cloth, so no porno. I did ride an elephant through the jungle, but later and my biggest regret is I didn't even do a Tarzan yell. Miya unguwa, wanna toba beedee yoo-o-o-o-o

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Raincoats? What about the purple polka dotted loincloths you mentioned once some time back....

Happy birthday!wink

 

By the way, Julio has not been around for a LONG time, did you finally get to sell his organs? And did you get a good price? 

 

TedDBayer:

Mattaya is finally gone too. Thats your birthday present.

14 years 42 min ago
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HugAPanda:

maan... so its peaceful...

WAIT!!! I am NOT Julio. Or Yaya! LOL

I actually, in some twisted, demented way, miss them. They were good for getting aggressions out, and laugh at. Awww sentimental memories.

 

GR you and Ted still owe me a purple polka dotted loin cloth fashion show ;)

 

 

Swoon drool and stuff

13 years 51 weeks ago
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GuilinRaf:

Swoon, drool and stuff?

If I am the model, it will be more like  gag, retch and faint!

13 years 51 weeks ago
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GuilinRaf:

Oh, and Mayayayayayayyayayaya is still around, he just has even MORE new personalities to keep himself entertained.

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TedDBayer:

gotta wonder how many IDs he has to get 500 points in a day. Panda how about purple pokka dot boxers, Walmart doesn't sell loin cloths.

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HugAPanda:

Naw, GR. It's all in the way you carry yourself and show off your personality. I would be all faint if you showed up in a loin cloth ;)

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