Good try! But I'm sure they will go back to their old ways, old habits die hard. Furthermore, they don't know how to use non stick pans. They'll probably use their metal ladles in it and scratch out the non stick Teflon coating. Worse, use steel brushes to clean it. End of the day, you'll have a perfectly stickable non stick pan! 

I keep telling people you don't need to drown stuff in oil but they don't listen. 

Yesterday I blow up one woman "driver" .

we have a green light on crosswalk, I saw her approaching in bit high speed, without any sign of slowing down. First, my middle finger showed up. nothing, my with my son almost in front of her, maybe 6-7 meter she from us, and no siugn of slowing. I stoped and yelled : wtf are u doing ? she than start slow down. I shout back : fuck, you no not see red light ? she bow the head for understanding in absolute confusing state.  we passed away with wife and friend, and she stayed there till next red light, and the she went away ...

dangerous a bit, I will teach them, f1ck yea. ( I was ready to maneuvre out of collision )

We went to the cinema to see the new Capt America film on Wednesday night and the place was very full.  It was the late late screening and was in English with Chinese subs.  So, as per usual, the noise was mildly annoying but not controllable.  That is until the chap sitting next to me took a phone call and showed no inclination to make it a short call.  I reckon I gave him a full minute before I blurted out to cease the call or go outside.  He surprised me by answering in English.  He told me he was talking to his friend.  Oh man, what a fukn idiot.  Like I was going to accept that as reasonable and allow him to continue his call.  I told him to stop speaking or get out.

Well, he got it, because he stopped the call and a minute after that he left the cinema and didn't return, leaving his lady friend there alone.

I only wanted him to do one or the other.  But this dude was Chinese and his face was lost.  So he missed the film.  And bad luck for him because it was very good.  But the aspects of it other than the action scenes are probably only for the foreigners.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Today? No, but... I did on the train once.

I was asked what I thought about Japan, and I said I didn't like them very much. This made me very popular on the train, and everyone liked me and agreed with me. Someone spoke up, "I hate the Japanese devils. All of them are devils! We must kill all Japanese!" Everyone nodded and agreed.

Then I said, "But I don't hate all Japanese. I only dislike the devils in Japan. There are many good people in Japan, and in China. But there are also lots of bad people in the world. No matter where you go in the world, there will be good and bad people. It's unfair to hate all Japanese, all Chinese, all Americans, etc."

Everyone looked at each other, some of them looked like their heads were about to explode. They were like "uhhh.......... yeah, you're right. I agree."

Baby steps, folks. Baby steps.

Went out this morning for da bing/you tiao for breakfast for me and the lady.  It was a bit cool and drizzling some rain.  Somehow I survived being outside in a t-shirt and sandals for all of 5 minutes without suffering from a debilitating cold or flu.  Also, I drove up to and away from the food stand in my own car.  Minds blown....except for the food vendor.  Dude knows me pretty well by now 

Lol... I am sorry but you didn't take into consideration the universal truth in China. 

1. Chinese are always right no matter if proven wrong. 

2. When Chinese are wrong, refer to point 1. 

They will be splashing around in the oil the moment you leave and laugh at the foolish foreigner for using his funny bunny non-stick pans. 

Well, most likely...