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Q: Did you want to know how the neighbour problem worked out?

Thanks to all those that responded to my little rant about the neighbour who constantly removes signs from my door.

I gave due consideration to all suggestions and i was peeved enough to try even the most violent.

 

However, sanity prevailed and frustration quelled. Firstly, the bag of prawn heads is still sitting outside his door! Can't fathom why and the stench will only get worse I am sure. The sticker is still in place over his peephole. Go figure! Obviously not a lot of visitors - probably because he's an arsehole I suppose.

I thought about placing a sign on his door but honestly, he's on the 6th floor (top floor) so who the hell is going to see that sign?

I was going to slip a photo of a woman having sex with a guy (both Chinese) under his door and write him a note telling him I know what his wife is up to. Dropped that idea pretty quick seeing he already treats her poorly so I might be responsible for inciting murder. I thought about cameras and pretending to leave the apartment and waiting for him to emerge from his place and jumping him with a frightening "Aha!!"

 

In the end I thought WTF, it was just a tinselled, coloured,cardboard Santa and I'm on the 5th floor so who am I sharing my Christmas spirit with anyway? Who really cares here that it's Christmas? Nobody.  My solution?

I purchased 11 Santas, the same as I had, 2 RMB each. I am going to stick a Santa on everyone's door in the real spirit of Christmas and see what evolves!!!

Merry Christmas to all!!!

 

10 years 15 weeks ago in  Relationships - China

 
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good for you man.  take the high road.  if that fails, call me.  we can be devious together. 

derek:

Call me too!

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Hahaha...good for the both of you it wasn't Halloween! Be careful though, the dude could be behind his door with an ice pick waiting for you to make another "mistake"...going back to the crime scene could be your undoing.

 

Perhaps a box of chocolate chip cannabis cookies will do the trick...but then again...

CharlieB:

Hey, the cookies would do the trick for me

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  I like it, surprised to hear the prawns haven't been moved though, you sure the guy's even in there? Sometimes practical jokes can backfire, I remember hearing about some revelers at a party who shaved their friend bald when he was passed out drunk and then covered his head in strawberry jam. Turned out the next morning the poor guy was dead. That's gotta be a tough one to explain.

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Fine plan indeed! Merry Christmas to you, too, DaDe!

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