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Q: Do Chinese girls know how to play the ham trumpet?

You know what I'm saying. Do they know the proper technique for blowing the correct notes in order to create that perfect symphony? Or does their music sound like auto tuned teeth grinding? 

10 years 41 weeks ago in  Arts & Entertainment - China

 
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I've heard it can help cure a bad liver

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Do you know how? 

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You seem to have a lot of experience blowing your ham trumpet. So you could offer lessons to other gay guys. 

 

(It's obvious you do not want a woman . If you did you would have already found one, and learned the answer to your question. It is obvious you never been with a woman. It is ok to like guys, it is ok. Men know the answer but have enough class not to address immature , socially unadjusted juveniles, it is rude to talk about such topics with children. )

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ham trumpet??? Who calls their ......thing a ham??? Thats a new one

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coz he want hide his sausage, so choose the other name angel

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Mr_spoon:

Yeah seriously, that's such a gross way to call it. It just sounds so wrong.

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Ham Trumpet! TSK! TSK! cool

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Your mother does, girls don't do that, only guys like you.

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the traditional couples may not perform oral auditions as far as i know smiley

otherwise its the same as everywhere? learning by doing and practice with advice? you think western girls are all super talented by their first time or what?

 

what a stupid question, are you 14?

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surpriseonly of you are there for Sexin China on a 30 day Visa?

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Call it a fellation already Tongue Like everywhere, some do, some don't, duh...

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What a drunken lowllfe type question.  Forgive me.

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Victoria 1987, where are you?

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Affirmative.

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do you prefer a band or a soloist ?

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How is this even a question?

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Are you a 13 year old Chinese boy?

 

And how...how...I mean how...does a question like this remain not only on the board but still open for answers even after a day when even 1 year ago this would have been harmonized within an hour or 2?

TedDBayer:

It obviously isn't a foreigner asking, I think he's older, probably about 22 and just hit puberty, I don't know why he relates to ham, maybe it's the taste ( I wouldn't know)  I could understand pencil penis.

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There's not even any real ham in China.  He just read the expression somewhere and somehow, miraculously, applied it to a question, the nuance of which, we can understand.

 

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