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Q: Do you know you can pick money off the trees ?
Picked one of those red envelopes of a tree in one of the local banks. It had a 1 jiao note in it. It is perhaps not the most impressive "get rich quick" scheme, but still
I didn't know you could take those, i've never dared. Probably because I tried to help myself to a tangerine from one of those tangerine trees they put on display outside apartment complexes around this time and the security guard told me to f*** off.
airyk:
What? I've had a tangerine every day for the last week or so. Everyone seems thrilled that I want to eat one, and often invite me in for tea after I help myself to their tree. Maybe we are in very different cities.
mArtiAn:
Maybe we're in different countries, in my experience anything that's free is gone with the next gust of wind.
Scandinavian:
I think now, some weeks into CNY, the tangerines are starting to look somewhat dated.
Amonk:
Just one more thing tangerines and Chinese men don't have in common 
Geeee......
and I thought that only in USA you had gold bricks paving the streets, and dollar bills growing on trees..........
Well, I did learn one today ! 
Why didn't you take the tree home and transplant it? When it matures maybe it will produce 100Y notes.
Scandinavian:
yes, in a thousand years, I would have to live with useless 53CNY notes until then, which we all know is what the crop is from these trees until they have grown sufficiently large
