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Q: Does anyone in Beijing have a vault that I could use?

I need a vault for screaming in.  Or occasionally toss in a wild boar that I could kill with my hands.  Preferably a fort Knox style door and of course sound-proofing.  Many thanks.

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you could always go to a park. There locals sing, dance and play musical instruments. This sight of a foreigner screaming would probably fit right in. It could catch on !!

happywanderer:

YEEEEESSSSSSSS!

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Finely caught up with silva eh?     You could find one Shanghai if you do not mined sharing it with Vicky's Bondage stuff.wink this answer was brought to you by : Sex in China on a 30 day Visa

happywanderer:

You know a bondage vault is exactly what I need.  Victoria honey, if you're reading this I hope you're tracking down a good vault for us. I like steel to be covered by black satin with lacy trim

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GuilinRaf:

NOW you are getting the hang of it!

Both of you!!!!

 

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Ha ha, you like my idea of a vault but you need an audience to do it. An underground garage works. I used one for my Batcave, kept my Batbike there. The friggin guards were always asleep at night, always needed to use the Bat-horn signal on them. What good are sleeping guards anyway? It's a good thing that I Batman roam the streets of China at night looking for Batgirls. Somebody has to keep them off the streets. It's funny that no one stares at me in my Batman outfit, it is kinda gay.

Traveler:

There's lots of batty girls around

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happywanderer:

I think it's an awesome idea.  And yes, undisciplined batgirls need a firm  hand in these difficult times.

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TedDBayer:

Disclaimer: Due to experiencing a moderate amount of physical pain, I'm a little over the top tonight.

No medication is envolved.

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GuilinRaf:

Did you mean "batgirls" or "badgirls"? 

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TedDBayer:

@ Guilin, they're the same, What I really want is to find one wearing a Catwoman outfit

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happywanderer:

Rub catnip all over and wait in an alleyway. You'll have friends.

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TedDBayer:

I was thinking more of Halle Berry, I have 6 cats now.

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happywanderer:

Ah now that's an entirely different league of cat.  For her you'd need at least a dead mouse as well.

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