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Q: Does it get any better?
Today I am in a 5 star hotel, i just had a bath with my gay prostitute ( i dont care if its gay, i cherish him haha) my room was upgraded to a suite by the manager and now I am sitting in a fake cuban bar getting serviced by the best male escort in China waiting for my friends to join us so we can get served, too. Life is super great today. I know im a dick but i hope that you all can find the chance this weekend to enjoy a little homo pleasure. Everyone should feel this good.
...but now that the honeymoon is over are you feeling a little butthurt ?
what's with the gay references??
Scandinavian:
@icnf77: I cannot imagine how you came to that conclusion, do elaborate.
icnif77:
It's because, when I open the tread, I start reading it from the 'bottom' 
'Wake up late', and of course 'in good mood' as always. Can't be too serious on post like this one.
coineineagh:
Hulk didn't start the references, so he isn't responsible for bringing the language to Cartman-levels.
Yikes! That did not go well for you at all. A sad day for the American medical profession indeed.
Does it get any better?
Today I am alone in a 5 star hotel; my friends on the phone are boring. They're all rich (not wealthy), and they just want to talk about how great their lives are. It's so boring; i never get a chance to talk about me and my consumptions. i just had a guy (i dont care if its gay, i cherish them haha) my room was upgraded to a suite and soon I am going to sit on a cuban's fake cigar to feel less empty inside, and drinking mojitos in China waiting for my friends to call me. The Cuban said talking with him costs extra, but I can pay coz I'm rich. For once, I want someone to acknowledge that my grass is greener. It's so annoying that even poor bastards aren't impressed by my posturing. Life is super great today, and life is always entirely fair for everyone, because money equals competence without exceptions. "Less fortunate" my ass! I know im a dick but i hope that you all can find the chance this weekend to enjoy a little pleasure. Everyone should feel this good.
mike695ca:
Your jealousy is a full time job eh? Well good for you. Its gotta pay more than your white face monkey gig. If you applied half as much time and energy into your own life as you do into shoving your envy down my throat here, your life would be alot less depressing.
Mateusz:
hahaha lol mike ur jealous cuz u no gots money leik Coineineagh. Don't be a gay dick. Have a mojito and get moneys lolzorz. sorrys taht u no hav a gud life =(
mike695ca:
Awww that is sweet. My 3 favourite pan handlers have banded together in a show of solidarity! Perhaps i could make a donation. Not for you but for your wives. @coin id buy your girl the most expensive perfume to hide the stink of shame and jealousy you have enveloped her in. @hulk, your wife is easy, shed do anything for a nice steak. @ mateusz ...... I got nothing. No girl in china is that shameful.
Hulk:
Ouch, that hurts. My wife doesn't even like steak. 
But hey, we all know the only reason anyone stays with you: money. Oh wait, you don't have money. My bad. It's face!
coineineagh:
insulting people directly didnt work, so you have a go at our relationships. such dignity in defeat. this isnt a discussion anymore; you're flinging your faeces at us from the treetops. i know what comes next: insulting our parents. i really hope you have acquired a repertoire of amusing "yo momma so fat" jokes. think of the onlookers who have invested in warm popcorn...
mike695ca:
you surely are dense. I AM mocking you directly. You and your utter lack of any ability to provide anything to anyone around you except for misery and shame. I would never disrespect your wife. She has been through more than enough.
coineineagh:
my wife and MIL get disappointed for non-adherence to traditional expectations. they have no concept of living within their means, or they at least don't value happiness and stability as highly yas they do their "face". it's hardly a unique situatiin, as i believe every expat with limited finances and a chinese wife can confirm. it's fighting indoctrination, not personality. offering lots of money is basically a cop-out to avoid having to analyze those flaws. every woman, every person wants to be told they're great and perfect like you, and dont need to change. that's why it's so surreal that you're telling me i should improve on a personal level; you, who has likely never been forced to look at yourself and change in your entire life, dick.
mike695ca:
Dont you think its strange that I have never, in my 31 years on this earth been forced to look at myself? I wasnt raised in a privileged household. I support my family back home. I was given nothing, yet since the day I turned 18 I have been comparatively wealthy, yes even in China by teaching standards. Wouldnt this indicate to a logical person that I am doing something right and you are not? I know, you beleive in only luck and fate. This makes you sleep better at night.
After reading that reply, I truly feel sorry for your wife. And I dont mean this to be rude, being serious here. You are one of these guys who is not only an english teacher, but a damn life coach. What makes you so sure that they are wrong to want face and other nice things? Why dont you just work harder? Surely your wife isnt asking for a BMW. Just some security and a middle class lifestyle.
I take alot of pride in being able to make others around me happy. And if you want to call it luck fine, im lucky to get my position. But I have a little story for you, all true.
2010 in Chongqing. I wanted to start a company. I like everyone else wasnt sure about how to move on from teaching and no one was handing me any executive postions. So unlike you, who waits around, settling for less and making your family settle for less. I got to fucking work. For 16 months, i worked 3 full time jobs. I had around 20 employees of my own, yet needed to teach two fulltime jobs to pay their salaries and keep business moving. for 16 months, I never tasted a beer, 7 days a week, with no holidays up at 6 home at 11 or 12. I think I had a full day off the first day of spring festival.
Life was shit, super shit, and to this day I still hate Chongqing. But I needed to provide and I wanted more with my life. Now , true story, the company failed miserably and i lost hundreds of hundreds of thousands. But that work ethic and drive and failures created a shitload more opportunities.
This is the best advice your going to get EVER. Stop settling for less, be a fucking man and provide for your wife. No one is out to get you. You suck at life. And the only way to not suck at life is to find what you need to do and fucking do it.
Stop talking shit to me on here because you cant win. Any moral victory you achieve on echina fucking cities is lost the second you take your eyes of the screen and go back to your life.
coineineagh:
From what you described, you and I are not as different as you might think. I also work multiple jobs, have a small business with employees (county language school) and am perfecty willing to suffer hardships forr the sake of my family. If not, I would've cut and run long ago, and the same thing goes for my wife. Granted, it's probably not on the same financial scale as you, but the similarities are there. Anyway, I think it's best if we settle this clash on a positive note.
I don't understand the point of mocking Mike lol. He already admitted he was a dick and obviously doesn't really care... so you are mocking him as a way to show him he is what he already knows he is?...
Is this just empty entertainment because otherwise I fail to see the point other than self gratification or some sort of jealousy/envy.
Hulk:
We often mock each other's stupid posts here, by posting a modified version that shows the "real" story.
coineineagh:
if you read one of his replies to an answer, it is made clear that by acknowledging he is a dick, he merely illustrates that everybody posting here is just as much a dick as he is. an assumption he volunteers on our behalves. you don't expect a dick to admit to something without others making the same admission first, do you?
Homos should be executed
Scandinavian:
why, do tell. Is it because you are religios and believe in Jesus who was born from a virgin just to roam the old country with his 12 best buds. Certainly nothing gay about that, or do you think they did it to the camels instead... oh wait, camels weren't introduced to the middle east at the time
royceH:
I reckon spitters should be executed. No I don't. But I do really hate them for spitting on the ground like they do. And I hate hating people. And then I remember the reason they spit on the ground is that they are uneducated backward racists. And then I just feel sorry for them. And myself too for having to continually having to dodge all the disgusting and infective spittle.
And because of this we're all losers.
I also reckon gay people are cool. Just like everyone else. Except the spitters...they should be executed.
Have a nice day in China.
Today I'm buzzed under an overpass, drinking 5 kaui baijiu and vomiting on myself, I haven't shaved in a week, an haven't slept sober for three days. I am running low on cash, even though I spend 20 rmb a day. my nails are black and long, and my leather jacket has many tears from sleeping on the ground, or running from the police.
DIRTY, FILTHY, STINKIN,POOF
xunliang:
I love how you made two accounts so you could give yourself a thumbs up. 
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Force has left the building. YAY! Arsehole.
