By continuing you agree to eChinacities's Privacy Policy .
Sign up with Google
Sign up with Facebook
Q: Drunk escapades in PRC
What is the strangest/most bizarre thing that you have experienced/woken up to as a result of being drunk in PRC
never got past mildly intoxicated. i have a strong metabolism, drink slowly, and met few expats in my years living in low tier cities.
if you like getting hammered outdoors, absolutely leave your passport at home, and carry only a photocopy with you…
it's not that you'll get mugged easily (though some places you're asking to be pickpocketed), but if you lost your papers, the authorities will make your days much worse than the thief did.
never got past mildly intoxicated. i have a strong metabolism, drink slowly, and met few expats in my years living in low tier cities.
if you like getting hammered outdoors, absolutely leave your passport at home, and carry only a photocopy with you…
it's not that you'll get mugged easily (though some places you're asking to be pickpocketed), but if you lost your papers, the authorities will make your days much worse than the thief did.
I woke up sitting on a chair in the middle of a park with my wallet missing one time. Someone had opened my trousers with a razor as I slept and taken it. The place had been a makeshift bar area the night before, they took away everything but the chair I was sitting on. Someone had slipped something in my drink, so I guess I got off lucky.
Woke up lying in the street another time. With my wallet missing. Razor job again. Someone slipped something in my glass that time as well, me, another drink. Had school kids walking past me on their way to school. Still ashamed when I think about it.
Woke up in hospital another time with, guess what, my wallet missing. No razor-work this time, I'd been so drunk they could have taken my pants off. Seems i'd been passed out in the street again and someone had called an ambulance. I left owing the hospital over 600 yuan. They looked bowled over when I walked in later that day and paid it.
Got kids now though, my behavior has changed beyond recognition. Thank God, I was such a total bell-end as a drunk.
I went out for my first company dinner as a FOB. There was baijiu. A lot. I woke up om the floor of my apartment covered in blood. I had no idea what had happened or how i got home - did i kill someone? A visit to the bathroom revealed a broken nose and nice cut on my nose. Later i went downstairs to get some food. A motorbike guy came up and gave me 40rmb. Apparently he'd seen me staggering home and picked me up and carried me to my apartment. I only had 50rmb so he took it for the trip and returned the change. A good guy. There have been no more baijiu nights.
mArtiAn:
An arse-kicking I presume. I escaped so many beatings as a drunk I must have a guardian angel. One time during a blackout I went up to two bald guys and started drumming on their heads with chopsticks. Apparently they wanted to kill me.
iWolf:
Ha ha ha....paradiddles on desert heads. It wasn't a beating. I think i must have fallen on the stairs. I discovered an auntie cleaning blood the next day as i sheepishly passed by. But i can't be sure. Only one injury.
I yelled at a taxi driver for overcharging me, and he hit me in the face with a screwdriver after I took pictures of him.
