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Q: Ever been stalked by a psycho?

Have you ever met a lass willing to let you plug her with your disco stick and find out the next day she thought you were in a serious relationship.  What do you do when a duck lip maker wants to get serious after meeting you in a pub and going for a round of dead fish coitus in the tall black weeds of her sausage trap?  

 

 

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Some of the ignoramuses posting think I am asking "what should I do?"  I want to know your funny stories about this subject.  I am not alone on this.  I know many friends who had this happen to them.  If you have a funny story I want to hear it.  Because some people cannot understand, here:  HAVE YOU EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND IN CHINA AND WOKE UP WITH A GIRL WHO THOUGHT YOU WERE HER BOYFRIEND< AND FOR THE GIRLS THE FLIP.  I am not here looking for advice.  I just take a joy out of hearing people funny stories of love and life ect.  Please try to understand what you are answering before you get your tally wacker all in a bunch.   

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1- meet girl.

2- Lay girl

3- Be stalked by girl

4- Try to reason with girl.

5-- Move to another province.

6- Change names.

7- Change nationality

8-  Plastic surgery.

9- Pray she does not find you.

10- Get lonely, meet girl.....

11- Repeat

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Why on earth is this woman a psycho? And you're describing the situation, and the woman, in really a disgusting way.

 

I could understand if she did a lot of crazy crap to you, like my ex... that !@#$%, *&^%$, #@$% (I'm not bitter), but it sounds like she got attached to you after doing what she may have thought was "making love."

 

Most Chinese women aren't at all like western women, and they don't generally like sleeping around as easily as others. Okay, maybe they do... lol. But not all of them.

 

I'd say you need to learn some respect, boy.

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newsflash!!! you're the psycho.

 

and this is just a made up story to make people think you actually got any. your post reminds me of 6th grade virigins trying to act like they've actually reach second base.

Snakemann777:

What story?  When did I tell a story?  I asked if this has happened to you?  If it has I want to hear about it.  Let me put it in language you can understand.  Have you ever had a one night stand and find out in the morning the girl thinks you are in a relationship?  Sorry, you could not follow.  

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crimochina:

just about every man has had that experience, and we know. it is not a big deal as you seem to be making it out to be. 

it's like asking has anyone made out in a car.

and your post is disrespecting the woman in question (although made up, it is still disrespectful)

which is why your post is  BS. no such thing ever happened to you. you are a boy trying to fit in with men. 

but you fail to understand, men respect women (in our own way, women may not see it) and we don't take sex for granted.

 

if you weren't a virgin you'd understand that. 

 

and here is your bs story since you couldn't find it through the smell

"Have you ever met a lass willing to let you plug her with your disco stick and find out the next day she thought you were in a serious relationship.  What do you do when a duck lip maker wants to get serious after meeting you in a pub and going for a round of dead fish coitus in the tall black weeds of her sausage trap? "

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Traveler:

Classic wumao. Posts that are long, meaningless personal attacks, trying to prove a point through logic that doesn't exist. You guys give yourselves away every time. It isn't crimo that is the completely ignorant simpleton.

 

Now go running to admin about the terrible foreigners. Apparently it's OK for wumaos to abuse the hell out of foreigners, but not the other way around.

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maybe you should try  SEX IN CHINA ON A 30 DAY VISA?angel

Snakemann777:

why is there a funny story there?

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Shining_brow:

Keep pluggin' it, Phil... :D

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Do you mean to tell me none of the people who have answered so far have had a one night stand?  I do not believe you.  And don't give me that crap, "I respect women too much for that."  

GuilinRaf:

Oh no, not me. Nope. Never never never.

I respect women too much, and read Gloria Steinem every single night without fail.

Yup.

 

In the meantime, why not take a look at this really cool thread AND help the poster reach his dreams!

http://answers.echinacities.com/question/sex-china-30-day-visa?page=1&type=alatest#lastcomment

 

smiley

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crimochina:

it means we're not telling some local so he could fornicate himself while thinking of our stories. 

 

and read 

http://answers.echinacities.com/question/sex-china-30-day-visa?page=1&type=alatest#lastcomment

 

you'll find what you looking for there.

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Traveler:

Snake fake: Nuh uh, no way, never ever. I would never treat a woman with disrespect, not even Silva. The people I do find distasteful are those that write about women the way you have.

 

Please read Sex in China on a 30 day Visa.

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Loke?

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Yep, though a weirder one happened to me in Australia.

I met a girl, did the deed then casually said 'sure we'll meet up soon'.

She turned up outside the RAAF base I was staying in (I was in the Navy at the time) and stayed there, in her car, for 11 hours on the off chance that I would come out because she had a present for me.

I think it might have been a knife.

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What is the point of this post, other than to show your contempt for women? If you were trying to make foreigners look bad, you failed. The story obviously isn't real.

mike168229:

Which story?

I hope you were not referring to me.

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Traveler:

No. To the OP.

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mike168229:

Ah, cheers.

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Snakemann777:

Where is this story you are speaking of?  

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Traveler:

Snakey:  ... Shift+R improves the quality of this image. Shift+A improves the quality of all images on this page.

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crimochina:

exactly : let me hear your stories so i can show chinese women , that foreigners are just after sex and will leave you broken.

 

people have got to be smart enough to see when they're being played for fools

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Traveler:

Snakeless: It is interesting that you have only been here a few days, but speak for everybody, and claim to know all about crimo. Obviously you have been here before.

 

Standard wumao response will be: " I have been watching from the sidelines for a while." From the Wumao Handbook, S.32(j)(xxiii).

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Snakemann777:

I have read the comments here from time to time.  I was not really aware of this chode. That stupid idiot just pissed me off.   

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Traveler:

Exactly the response I predicted.

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crimochina:

trav: don't you dare use snakeyes name in vain. snake eyes was is and will always be the coolest joe, don't you dare call this loser snake eyes. 

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crimo: mistake now corrected. apologies.

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Women all over the world don't like being used for sex. They want boy friends. If you want to dine and dash, then rent one.

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I totally have a great story about that, which I posted in another thread. Try to find it!

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they are everywhere, especially in shanghai!

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Yes I have, and the reason why can be found at this post: Sex in China on a 30 day Visa.

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