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I have found out many interesting things about my friend Cub through emails with him. He invited me to come on this website to threaten Phil, Iwolf an Lord. I do not care about these men, in fact if they don't like Robert, then they are ok by me.
His real name is Robert Cambell. He is in his late 50's and still a virgin. He refers to his penis as his "tiger".
He lives in Murdoch, Kansas on a little ranch with his parents.
He is a devout Christian but secretly reads about sexual things on the internet, his favorite being nuru massages.
What else do we know about him?
8 years 42 weeks ago in Relationships - China
If I could be bothered searching for the actual quotes, I would but I can't be bothered. But he has said and I am sure there is more but I'd have to care enough to devote more than 10 seconds of thought to him:
1. Doesn't have enough money to buy an air ticket to China
2. Trawls internet dating sites for girls with low standards
3. Corresponds daily by email with ISIS
4. Believes the Bible is 100% fact
5. Believes everyone is going to hell except him
6. Makes wooden boxes in a sheltered workshop
7. Writes insensible diatribes that are similar to English, ok
8. Appears to be several people on one account or has a multiple personality disorder
9. Believes there are Google and Yahoo computers
10. Is a dumb as a rock
If I could be bothered searching for the actual quotes, I would but I can't be bothered. But he has said and I am sure there is more but I'd have to care enough to devote more than 10 seconds of thought to him:
1. Doesn't have enough money to buy an air ticket to China
2. Trawls internet dating sites for girls with low standards
3. Corresponds daily by email with ISIS
4. Believes the Bible is 100% fact
5. Believes everyone is going to hell except him
6. Makes wooden boxes in a sheltered workshop
7. Writes insensible diatribes that are similar to English, ok
8. Appears to be several people on one account or has a multiple personality disorder
9. Believes there are Google and Yahoo computers
10. Is a dumb as a rock
I'm from Kansas, so is Superman. Please leave us out of this
Creepy just got a whole lot more creepy. Asking people to threaten others? What kind of p*ssy act is that?
cubDec 08,2015New
hey H u would believe anything wouldn't u? remember the muslum that raped a person that used to be a member here I told u about and u didn't believe me that I was making this up? No I haven't heard from the REAL Chewbacca in over a month! Really her real name isn't Chewbacca so maybe u can ask her rapist this impostor what her real name is?[ I promised not to tell who her real name is!] See now he has chewbaccas computer and is using HER user name here ok? No, H I never threatened anyone so don't worry because remember u said I made all this up about Chewbacca being raped by a muslum at a mosque right?And go ahead copy this conversation word for word and post it on ECC as I expect u will ok? So have a nice day!
Creepy has just sent me a message. I guess Chewbacca is an evil ISIS agent. Thanks for the spoiler to the new Star Wars film Cub.
I was beginning to think cub was a joke but it seems he's a real life Boo Radley attic dweller... What a creep. It would be an interesting experiment to see if he could finish a contract at the crappiest language mill in China.
Like, I am totally certain that Cub is a 12 year old girl. 'Cause it's all like, "drama drama drama," and we're all like, "Whatever. Bobby Joe will not go to the Snow Ball with you 'cause Michael Smith told him that Becky told him that Sarah S. and Stevie Kyune saw you give Jimmy Ray a BJ last week at the Cinemaplex." For realz.
bill8899:
Why did you go there? Oh you like went there! Don't say you didn't cuz you did! Now it's on! Oh yea it's onnnn! Whateverrrrr
based on the style cub writes, I would say female. but its just a hypothesis.
philbravery:
I still like to think that there are about 3 uni students sitting in Ecina's office thinking that they are Gooda at English and the foreign monkey's will never find out
silverbutton1:
yep, female chinese uni students..they are 'so clever'. har, har
Yaaaah
I made it to the front of the list
Its nice to know that someone is thinking of me this Christmas
Haha
Fun Fact: According to multiple IP address issued to Cub from his ISP he is located somewhere near San Jose, USA