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Q: Farting in china

t the cinema the other night on a date,we went for dinner first,rather tasty i must say,Anyway after watching the film for an hour,i had to fart,But if i did i new it would be one of those egg smelly farts,so i didn't want to miss the movie,I planned to hold the bomb and keep it for later on the metro(PAY BACK)  so how is everbody getting on with farting? I would have farted a few times a day back home but in china very little...

10 years 5 days ago in  General  - China

 
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keep it for later on the metro(PAY BACK).......

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keep it for later on the metro(PAY BACK).......

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It's not the fart you have to watch out for, it's the unexpected shart

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Farting is acceptable here but you are supposed to have your rear end facing towards Japan when you do the deed. Offical party rules. Wink

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I hear people fart almost daily, old men just letting it go like it don' matter. And very often on the metro there'll be a stink like no other stink and everyone looks disgusted, icluding the person who did it. Hiding in the crowd...

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The Chinese think that noxious gases and fluids must be immediately expelled and not doing so is very unhealthy. Farting, hawking up goobers and spitting are considered necessary if somewhat inelegant functions of life. And yeah the food is kinda gassy.

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I just farted, hi hi

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ahh... So THAT'S why the air quality here is so bad!

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Farting without saying excuse me. . .spitting. . .snot rockets.  Typical behavior for the uncivilized masses that populate the Middle Kinggom.  But if a foreigner does it, the self-righteous "Chinese people don't like that.  You must respect China, lao wai, or go back to your country" will be spoken ALMOST instantly.

Nessquick:

thats right :)

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My Chinese girl friend farts when she climaxes. 

 

True. 

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Probably fake, like most things in China  .

 

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Only joking Dude.

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People fart all the time here in Guangzhou, especially those above 25, they don't even try to hide it or reduce the noise, they let it go as if they were the only ones around. It's not unusual when in the metro, elevators or other closed places to smell it, of course nobody says anything and everyone including the one who did it act as if nothing happened.

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People fart all the time here in Guangzhou, especially those above 25, they don't even try to hide it or reduce the noise, they let it go as if they were the only ones around. It's not unusual when in the metro, elevators or other closed places to smell it, of course nobody says anything and everyone including the one who did it act as if nothing happened.

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just make sure you lift a cheek 

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Apparently my father-in-law thinks it's perfectly acceptable to lift a leg and let rip on MY GODDAMN SOFA. The shit.

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thisischinacomics.tumblr.com

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