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Q: Finishing my 1-Year teaching conract - Any Questions?
Hey guys just finishing up my one-year teaching contract in China.
I'll be answering any Chinese related questions that you guys might have including:
- Lifestyle
- Contracts/Salaries-Things to look out for
- Big Chinese cities vs Small Chinese towns
- Chinese Women
- Making friends
- Costs and where to visit
I'll answer as many as I can, Cheers
Oh thank you! Im sure all of us here on this site can take alot away from your one year of China experience!
I have so many questions! Such as :
Have you ever read anything on this site before?
Did you take a second to think before you posted this?
Were you aware that the vast majority of people here have experience here that dwarfs your own?
How did someone that lacks so much self awareness even manage to find his own ass let alone complete a year of work?
mike695ca:
Will there be a charge for this vast wealth of knowledge? How are you so giving?
ironman510:
Can we use PayPal? I still can't type my Chinese address correctly to get my China Merchants Visa credit card to work. lol
dss2010:
Thank you governor for enlightening me
I was hoping for a constructive thread, but I got a small circle jerk.
I'll keep this in mind
Most people on this site have been in China for more than 5 years.
Hey there!
Welcome to the site! I think you misunderstand the format of the answers section. This isn't an AMA. Basically, if you feel you have good knowledge to share, reply to a question with what you know.
Likewise, if you want to know something, post it and we'll try our best to respond.
I'll bite, tell me everything
- Lifestyle
- Contracts/Salaries-Things to look out for
- Big Chinese cities vs Small Chinese towns
- Chinese Women
- Making friends
- Costs and where to visit
I want to know, 'when (Chinese) women will be (thoroughly) equal to a men?'.
ironman510:
In Shenzhen, women are taking over 56% of management positions.
Eorthisio:
Shenzhen is one of the two or three only Chinese cities with more women than men, normal then.
icnif77:
Where did you see 'number' of Chinese women?
'...when 5 women will be able to pee in the cup on the floor (in the middle of the room) in the same time, same as 5 men can do (pee) it!'.....women will be thoroughly equal to men
!'
Lucky you didn't read my Q at the exam papers, 'cause you both fail!'
What's the moon shape tonight?
TedDBayer:
I've seen Chinese women stand and aim while peeing, didn't know that was possible before.
icnif77:
Problem occur because female legs must be slightly apart and bended
to aim precisely. 5 aim together. In the same time. There must be problem in physic….
I want to know, when foreign (non-Han) residents will be (thoroughly) treated normally by locals (Han) folks, and not like some zoo animals.
I'm here 8 years, not as long as many others. I appreciate your input may have some value to newcomers. However to others your still at the kindergarten stage. This is not a Sunday afternoon tea outing we're on.
I have a few serious questions....
How will China manage the huge skill and experience drain when you skulk back to your mom's basement and settle into the well worn ass divet on her sofa and resume your real job playing xbox?
What will all of the girls do for sex now that you are ensconced on the basement fap-couch again?
I am guessing that during your extensive one year teaching gig, you had the opportunity to visit every place of note in China. Please list them in alphabetical order.
Thank you for your answers in advance
How can I renew my visa without leaving the country?
Where can I buy good cigars?
icnif77:
Try HK for all 3 Qs. Bring cash Rmb, and exchange it, before the purchase. You can also use China Merchants Bank Gold account with Visa/Mc logo for purchase.
While you're there, have a look at some gold and silver bullion too.
Cubans in Mong Kok in the Hotel on the L side of Nathan, while heading toward the sea. On the last traffic light before hitting the water. Can't remember the name.
Another cigar retail place is in Central. Everybody knows it.
I got my Nokia (in red) for HK$150. Battery is much better on HK models than mainland's.
How long are you in China?
How did you get all this points?
I have questions but I hope they'll be answered in your upcoming book "I lived in China for a year." I can't wait till it's available on Amazon! Sure to be a best seller.
What's a conract and explain Chinese women to me in detail. Do you have maps of beauty parlours for each city?
You forgot the best advice, always look both ways and behind you.
TedDBayer:
You said you'd answer, I've waited for days for your answer .
Can you explain why my knees crack or get sore while squating for these floor toliets?
ironman510:
I think you're actually right, it does get worse during winter and goes back to normal in summer.
TedDBayer:
It does get worse. My knees are shot, years ago boom, I could not bend my leg to squat , then they became really stiff and painful. I'm debating knee replacements, don't want to go through it and I'm attached to my knees.
Mr dss2010, as an AMA this blows goats.
You didn't reply to any of the questions! I can hardly express the depths of my disappointment.
Come on dude, get the thumb out of your ass
ironman510:
And these were real questions. We've been stood up, scammed!
How far away is the sun?
mike695ca:
Now your just being lazy. Its called google man. Why waste his time with these questions when some of us truly need his valuable intel!!
iWolf:
Please provide the url for google.com
How far away is the sun from where and is the distance affected by the speed of dark??
How do you feel about the fact that the Chinese dream is not a spoon?
iWolf:
I have been thinking that recently.......OP, please reply. I'm soooo confused!!!
