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Q: Food for chinese teachers?

I want to invite a Chinese teacher who is a previous colleague of mine to visit my apartment when my wife's not around. I guess pizza and movie won't be able to deliver the message for a Chinese. What do you recommend?

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Chicken feet, hot water and a harmonious movie where china defeats those filthy Japanese dogs who refuse to apologise and you'll be in like Flynn.

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Hamburgers! As everyone knows they're very very delicious and very very good for the healthy.

 

A classy McDonalds hamburger, maybe a candle to make it really romantic, good war movie afterwards so you two can snuggle on the sofa ... he'll be like putty in your hands.

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Pizza and a Movie works from one end of our Orb to another,,, as long as the invitee is under 50.  Just order it in advance so they can't try to put any of those weird-azz China toppings like fish or corn or wtf... Then go with a 'Culture' thing and explain to him that it's pretty much underdestood the person who grabs the last slice gets to eat it off the friends genitalia. That should 'break the ice' so to speak...   oh yeah,, get a few 'wetnaps' in advance.

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OP is a new guy, he might doesn't have my recipe ..

 

https://answers.echinacities.com/question/anybody-has-recipe-maggot-stew...

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Chicken feet, hot water and a harmonious movie where china defeats those filthy Japanese dogs who refuse to apologise and you'll be in like Flynn.

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Stinky Tofu and Durrian would be my guess. It will cover the smell of the sex and perfume she leaves behind. Considering you are acting like a dog, be careful. She might eat you. 

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