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Q: Happy New Year

Happy New Year to you one and all
May it gift you laughter and fun
May the best of your past be the worst of your future
May you bask in a friendly sun
 
Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery
May your today be blessed
Should outrageous fortune fling arrows at you
May God gift you a bullet proof vest
 
Another year older, and wiser I think
The hands of time move fast
And in my beer holder, Budweiser I drink
To you all I raise a glass
 
And let never not, what was loved be forgot
Let ever your sails be full
What's right is what's left when all else is done wrong
So relax, settle, slow down, be cool
 
Last but not least may I wish you good luck
In whatever that you may do
On the potty of life have a laugh, sing a song
Never pass up a really good poo
 
Raise a smile, raise a glass, raise the rent I don't care
Raise the roof with a laugh and a cheer
Stick a fork in my arse i'm done, but there's still time...
Once again to say 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

 

10 years 16 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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Happy New Year, may the belle (watson) ring out maybe not, ha ha

mArtiAn:

  Kind of surprised you didn't point out that I posted the same rhyme last year. Cool, I got away with it.

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sshhh I didn't notice

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I noticed.  But it's cool. HNY 2 U 2!

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happy new year! (about belle...i think the moderators have already made us a gift)indecision

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Je suis d'accord ! Bonne année !

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not to be too much of a tosh here,,,   but your poem made me feel good inside....

 

  'yesterday's history; tomorrows a mystery'  truer words never spoken....

 

  live for the day mates, live for the day.

 

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   Us Humans (and I guess the random Martian) welcome you Year 2014 ~

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  Carpe canis calidus.

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新年快乐 !!!! Happy new year everyone! Wish you all the best in 2014 !!

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Just got home. Must of been a good night! Happy new year!

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A happy one to you, Rin! My Weston connection! 

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Happy New Year to all Martian residents!

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Happy New Year

 

A Brit drinking Bud? That is like a Chinese person not honking his car horn

mArtiAn:

  You try and think of a decent beer that rhymes with 'wiser'. I'm still tea-total (at the moment) so I could've gone with Tizer, but who's heard of 'that'?

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true.

 

Acumen <> Heineken

Astuteness <> Guinness 

 

A general tip on poetry. Use the word "vodka" in the first verse, then you can do whatever you want for the rest of the poem.

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The poem was beautifulcool.

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  Poetry? That was a rhyme...........at best. I think poetry's pretty much dead nowadays anyway though, isn't it? At least if it isn't I may have just killed it. It was rock 'n' roll back in Byron's day and Wordsworth maintained it's respectability, but what've we got now? Rap?

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Happy New Year to you too. I hope this year brings about all of your dreams and desires.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

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Happy New Year!!

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Happy New Year to all

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He He Heee Heeppy newww year

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