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Q: Has China made you a better dancer?

Many stores have loud dance music playing, With all the new steps that you learn to duck, cars, scooters and rats and doing the shoulder shove shuffle, can you dance better?. I have a new step, but must wear shoes with heel for the guys that like to stick their foot in front of me, I call it stomp and grind, heel first, hip check.

6 years 21 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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I have the agility of a tree stump and the delicateness of a landslide.

Moshpits did teach me how to properly behave in the bus and subway, though.

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No, I've been good dancer long before I came to China. I noticed, Chinese before they cross the street, they all wait like 'road must first turn into the river'.

When I cross the streets together with Chinese, I always say to them: 'Follow me, you are in China!', and show them 'crossing moves' I learned in San Fran.

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Let's not forget the importance of dancing with noodles.

 

EDIT: Or they could make a new TV show: Dancing with the SARS.

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No. I refuse to learn boy band choreographed routines, thanks.

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No, why? (Drunk!!

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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Ha, if you're on GZ metro everyday, you'll soon know Kung Fu...getting on and off the metro is a combination of every schools of martial art....

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