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Q: Have you ever pulled pranks on Chinese as a type of revenge?
Yeah Chinese in general can be the source of a ton of frustration, stares and whispers.
Have you ever pranked or messed with them on purpose for a nice sense of revenge?
Did you feel good afterward or guilty?
Here's a couple of decent ones:
One of my buddies, used to live on like the 25th floor and would toss water balloons out the window when he was pissed off. Sure, that sounds bad... but actually on the 1st floor was a bar...
So mainly he would hit bar girls or snobby I-am-rich-and-like-to-show-off types. It was hilarious as hell...
Chinese automatically blamed foreigners because they said "Chinese don't do those things!"... Sure they were right... but the fact they automatically assumed it was foreigners... they deserved it lol.
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Another time, I decided to mess with a bunch of gawkers. I told my buddy "watch this". And pointed to a random spot in the sky. I said to him, "Do you see that? OMG!"... He looked too and pointed... and was like... "Yeah I see it, I see it!"
The gawkers... looked to where we were pointing and tried as hard as they could to search out the mysterious object. Finally, a few of them were like... "yeah I see it too!".
We burst out laughing as obviously nothing was there, and just walked away.
royceH:
My brother often used to do that and in no time he'd have lots of people staring upwards. He would also get on a bus and start scratching himself furiously and before long he'd have the bus pretty much to himself.
Juvenile, but funny.
manasyt:
Hahah I have also done the water thing, in plastic bags...I got people doing tai ji while playing music at 6 AM under my window...now they start later LOL.
Yeah, i like to screw with people that piss me off.
It drives me crazy when people knock on the door and if you dont answer within half a second they start kicking it down. I open the door and jump out at them so fast they fall over.
Once this dick kept parking in my clearly marked and paid for parking spot so i spent about half an hour moving those huge concrete barriers in front and behind his car trapping him. They weigh 5 or 600 pounds. I woke up in the morning to him and two cops trying and failing to move it while i filmed it from my balcony. He was super late and not impressed. I laughed in his face.
Then some couple kept doing it ( it drives me insane that they pay for a BMW but refuse to pay 200 to park it.) So i put dog shit under their door handles and videotaped her opening the door and freaking out haha.
Some of my farmer neighbors leave their garbage outside their door like its a hotel. So i dump it out right on their door step. They are stubborn though. They still do it.
I had a neighbour in the building across mine that was keeping a damn rooster.... For weeks at 5 am god damn thing crowing...in the city. So i went to a advertising company and had a huge professional banner printed and hung it off my balcony facing them. It said " dear farmers, roosters are for the farm not for the city, shut the hell up" it got quite famous for a while and within a day or so the rooster was gone.
When i get the " hallos! Hehehe" if there is a crowd i walk up and ask directly in all seriousness. " Are you gay??? Then why do you talk like a woman??? If your gay its ok" the more friends he has with him the better. I did it to a security guard at my work last week and after ignoring me for a few days hes been super polite.
Also when telemarketers call me i like to try and pretend im chinese but the service is poor and make them repeat everything ten times. After 15 or 20 minutes i say im laowai and i dont understand then hang up. Haha
mike695ca:
I also like to pretend i dont speak english when people in the street wanna practise on me. Sometimes im Italian and i just peak English with an "O" after every word. Sometimes im Russian and i just act angry at the world. If i feel like speaking Chinese i say im from Xinjiang. It blows their minds and also passes off my crappy chinese.
ironman510:
I wrote this jerks wechat and phone number and said he was looking for a gay partner in tons of places, even in his elevator. All in Chinese.
dongbeiren:
I give in. I'll upvote Mike. I really hope it is all true.
Robk:
Hahaha... you should share those videos.
I really want to see them. They sound pretty well-deserved.
mike695ca:
Haha next time. I have no idea how to share a cell phone video and the poop handle videos were lost when my phone got stolen. But i learned how to do it now. So newer videos ill be able to share.
royceH:
I want to see the one of the man in the bath taking his mojito through a straw. It should have an umbrella in it too. There should also be a naked woman or two to deflect from the man in the bath.
