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Q: Have you met a chinese albino?
And if so did you start speaking english to them?
I have seen 2 Chinese albinos and a Chinese midget. I have spoken to none of them though. Fun Fact: When my wife saw a midget in the UK she said "wow, you have those too"
Seen albinos Chinese, yes. Didn't speak with them, what the hell I'm supposed to tell them ^^
- Ho hai, sooooo... You're albinos ?
- .... yes ?
Strangely, I met more albinos here than back in Europe.
I've seen quite a few, and in Chinese tradition they proceeded to stare at me as if I were "different.''
one lives in the next street; he's often outside playing cards. i can see his apartment is well shaded. Sometimes he climbs on his (slanted) rooftop to scare away pigeons with his terrifying albinosity.
I'm kidding. He uses a mega-sized flag. Sometimes he's up there for half an hour waving a flag around to prevent the flock from returning. The pigeons are territorial and stubborn, but he outlasts them.
If your life is boring, at least you have patience for dull tasks. I wouldn't even have tried. Not to mention how dangerous it is to stand on the roof tiles of a 6-storey slanted rooftop to wave around an oversized flag.
"Be careful; you might get killed."
"Meiguanxi. I'm albino in China."
Wish I had a roof to stand on....
Reminds me of the time my neighbour over the back fence used to get pissed and climb up onto his roof dressed only in his underpants and gumboots. He used to do it often of a Sunday afternoon. While on the roof he'd get stuck into lots of things....his wife; "fkn bitch", his army mates; "fkn bastards", his boss; "fkn wanker", and so on...ususlly accompanied with his favourite counntry and western hits of yesteryear. And always very very loudly. Sometimes he'd take the hose up with him so he could squirt anyone in reach.
At first it was real funny but finally, as my children were getting old enough to understand, we'd go out whenever we noticed he was getting up onto his roof.
Funnier still was he was otherwise an upstanding citizen who people, who didn't know what I knew, respected. Name of Lionel.
