The place to ask China-related questions!
Beijing Shanghai Guangzhou Shenzhen Chengdu Xi'an Hangzhou Qingdao Dalian Suzhou Nanjing More Cities>>

Categories

Close
Welcome to eChinacities Answers! Please or register if you wish to join conversations or ask questions relating to life in China. For help, click here.
X

Verify email

Your verification code has been sent to:

Didn`t receive your code? Resend code

By continuing you agree to eChinacities's Privacy Policy .

Sign up with Google Sign up with Facebook
Sign up with Email Already have an account? .
Posts: 3025

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Q: Heard a good one lately?

I just got this one in the mail, and I thought I should share it with you guys to eliminate some stress !

Today we are focusing on Seniors Health

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

How fast can you guess these words

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM

 

Answers:
 

 

 

 

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's. You are just a pervert.

 

12 years 7 weeks ago in  Health & Safety - China

 
Answers (6)
Comments (4)
Posts: 2604

Shifu

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I'm surprised they didn't include the word ladder in there. In psychology they said if you dream about anything with a ladder it means your thinking about sex. 

Mr_spoon:

In Freud's psychology, if you dream about anything you're dreaming about sex!

12 years 7 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Posts: 1630

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Yesterday we went to check out (what I was told was one of the best places in town) a restaurant to have our wedding dinner. Upon entering the hall I noticed that is was f'n filthy with stains and burn holes in the most of tableclothes as well as an absolutely disgustingly dirty red carpet underneath. I pointed this out and without blinking an eye, the guy offered this little nugget of delight,

"Don't worry about that, when you have the place full of people, you won't notice the dirt!"

I couldn't make this stuff up

Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Posts: 7204

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

A true story from the pages of the Manchester  Evening News . ..

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned
over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to
get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking
driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't
realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly"

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my
fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Posts: 9192

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I thought you were asking about farts?

Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Posts: 1076

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

An engaged woman, a married woman, and a mistress decide that one night they're going to wear S&M-style leather, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes, and see what happens with their partners.
When they meet a few days later, the engaged woman says, "Last night, when my boyfriend came home, I was wearing the leather, the stilettos, and the mask, he said, 'Wow...you're incredible. I love you,' and we made love all night long."
The mistress says, "Last night, when we met in his office, I was wearing leather, stilettos, a mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. He just grabbed me and we had wild sex all night."
The married woman says, "Last night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, and then got myself into the leather, the stilettos, and the mask. My husband walked in from work, grabbed a beer out of the refrigerator and the remote control and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' "

Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Posts: 3292

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I had a student told me he had stayed up all night, and memorised the capitals of every country on Earth. When I asked him the capital of Australia, he proudly replied "A"

derek:

Please tell me that's not true. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

12 years 7 weeks ago
Report Abuse

Traveler:

The answer he gave is sadly true. I embellished the first sentence slightly for good effect.

12 years 7 weeks ago
Report Abuse

derek:

Ha, great!

12 years 7 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
12 years 7 weeks ago
 
Know the answer ?
Please or register to post answer.

Report Abuse

Security Code: * Enter the text diplayed in the box below
Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters shown in the image.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <br> <p> <u>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Textual smileys will be replaced with graphical ones.

More information about formatting options

Forward Question

Answer of the DayMORE >>
A:  "... through ..."?  Only "through" comes to mind is "S
A: "... through ..."?  Only "through" comes to mind is "Shenzhen agent can connect you with an employer, who's authorized to hire waigouren ... and can sponsor Z visa." It's not like every 10th person you meet in Shenzhen's hood can sponsor work visa ...  The only way to change from student to labourer visa is just a regular way by: 1. Finding an employer, who'll apply for an Invitation letter; 2. Exit China and apply for Z visa in your home country's Chinese embassy; 3. Enter China in 30-days after Z visa was stamped into your travelling instrument ...As I am aware, you won't be able to switch to Working permit by remaining in China....,so make ready for a return to your home .... -- icnif77