My boyfriend is a panda hugger,  and he is coming to china for a visit this June which is both bad and good.

As a Chinese woman, i sure want to show him the best part of China and make him the best Chinese food to make him love me more and gain lots and lots of face for my country.

However, the terrible part is,  as a green card chaser, I need to make sure he goes back to the states, otherwise, my whole 13 years of efforts will all go in vain. He is already deeply in love with China, the idea of he staying here frightens me.

The great part is, since he will physically be in china, there are things i can do to make this situation under control while not shattering his feeling towards me or China. And that's where the challenge lies.

I got some chemicals from a friend who works in a chemical factory. He told me whoever had this chemical will suffer from slight uncomfortable symptom, such as headache, sickness, diarrhea, sleepy and weight loss.

I am planning to put the chemicals into the desserts I will bake for him, so he will think he won't get use to the Chinese environment, and will go back.

I need to make sure the plan works, so I need to experiment it before launching my new product. But, the problem is...Chinese bodies are different. Foreigners may react differently to the chemicals...

So, dear foreign users on ecc, if you want to participate in this glorious experiment and sacrifices for science, please leave your delivery address underneath, i will send you some lovely, only slightly poisonous FREE desserts within 3 days time. And please drop me a line of how you feel after intake the desserts, whether you had all symptoms mentioned, or something different, or no feelings at all or you passed away...

Thank you! Please let me know if you are interested or if you have any other suggestions...!!