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Q: Help in a X'mas Carnival


I know that my chance to find the helpers in time is pretty slim, because the carnival is arranged on this Saturday, Dec 20! I just want to try my luck here. I need two expat teachers (must be Caucasians and native English speakers) who are currently working or worked in the kindergarten or primary school help us in a carnival in north of Shenzhen. They would be teaching the teens to sing some Christmas song, telling stories, and playing games. It is a half day event. And we will pay for you effort and kindness.Please contact me if you are interested. 

5 years 33 weeks ago in  Business & Jobs - Shenzhen

 
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Sounds like an awesome deal... a last minute plan to be dancing monkeys for teens. And strict requirements "must be Caucasians and native English speakers"... you'll only get the cream (no pun intended) of the crop. Great way to get into the spirit. No better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus "Love thy neighbor" Christ than by excluding people based on skin color.

 

Yeah... I think the slimness of your chances has less to do with the being last minute (which is a problem, nonetheless), and more to do with the request being racist. Also, the job sounds terrible.

 

Whoever came up with this can job can stick it in their chimney.

 

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I'd love to do it. I'll call you tomorrow for the details.

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I'll come and do it if you pay for my flights and you have to provide female assistants and have them pick me up at the airport with a case of imported beer. A half day of singing and playing games sounds wonderful. I'll need the assistants for one week.

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No blacks, Asians, or any other real English speaking races!!! They don't celebrate Christmas.

 

White monkeys only please.  

 

Happy racist Christmas!

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I will do it for 20000RMB the half day, paid upfront in cash, plus a car ride (with private chauffeur, not a cab) from and to my home in Foshan (2 hours away), we have a deal?

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I'm interested, who do I contact? Too many Anons in the phone book to know which one!

 

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Let's give the guy a fair deal. I'll do it for 3000 for the half day. 

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