Sounds like an awesome deal... a last minute plan to be dancing monkeys for teens. And strict requirements "must be Caucasians and native English speakers"... you'll only get the cream (no pun intended) of the crop. Great way to get into the spirit. No better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus "Love thy neighbor" Christ than by excluding people based on skin color.

Yeah... I think the slimness of your chances has less to do with the being last minute (which is a problem, nonetheless), and more to do with the request being racist. Also, the job sounds terrible.

Whoever came up with this can job can stick it in their chimney.

I'd love to do it. I'll call you tomorrow for the details.

I'll come and do it if you pay for my flights and you have to provide female assistants and have them pick me up at the airport with a case of imported beer. A half day of singing and playing games sounds wonderful. I'll need the assistants for one week.

No blacks, Asians, or any other real English speaking races!!! They don't celebrate Christmas.

White monkeys only please.  

Happy racist Christmas!

I will do it for 20000RMB the half day, paid upfront in cash, plus a car ride (with private chauffeur, not a cab) from and to my home in Foshan (2 hours away), we have a deal?

I'm interested, who do I contact? Too many Anons in the phone book to know which one!

Let's give the guy a fair deal. I'll do it for 3000 for the half day.