No problem., just go to our office. It's on the big street with the KTV on it. We are next to the shop that sells instant noodles and cigarettes. Call me for directions if you can't find us.

I don't even know where to start with the response questions.

So I won't. 

If this is your first contact with the human race, I am not sure this is the best place to post.

Try here:  http://www.un.org/

The guy you want to talk to is Ban Ki-moon.  He should be able to sort you out.

Good luck.

And hey, come back and tell us how the meeting went.  I would love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting, but unfortunately I have a family wedding to go to.

I am Emporer Ted. Is this about my request to have The Forbidden City for a party?

I think you guys missed the point... if it was actually an alien, wouldn't it be in the 'Culture' category... not the 'business &jobs' category? (unless they're on commission for each implanted alien embryo, or anal probe... sort of like a wumao )

I think it wants to get in contact with the International Association of LaoWais (IAL).  I can help you.  If you have a common question (such as: Do you like Chinese food?  or  Why are you so tall?), please see our FAQ on our website at www.wearewaigouren.com  There you can receive all the common answers about foreigners.  For more in depth information, send an email to help@IAL.com.  A representative of all foreigners will contact you immediately.  Have a nice day!

Have you ever had a grumpy cat for dinner before???

Notice that Anonymous gets more replies than the same question when posted as EdwinJavier?