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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: How bad would it end up if I got a pair of adult sized baby pants?
What type of problems would I create if I started wearing a pair of pants that allowed my cheeks to enjoy cool summer breezes? I mean all the kids get to do it and I've seen a homeless guy that worn nothing below the waste... so can I get away with a pair of drawers that keep the back door open?
They're going to stare anyway, might as well give them a good excuse. Plus seeing my full moon would give them stories that they'd tell their grandchildren of this crazy laowai.
13 years 4 days ago in Lifestyle - Other cities
50RMB says you'd end up on ChinaSMACK in a week. Human flesh search ensues.
Xpat.John:
haha. I can see it now, he would be known as "Split pants brother".
DaBen:
You may have to wait a bit for my SMACK debut. Once I can talk some old lady into making them for me, I think I'm gonna try and save them for the first official day of spring. So "Split Pants Brother" could be the sign that warm weather is here to stay. Then again who knows I might get drunk and want to give them a test run before then.
These pants already exist ! Do you know the singer Prince ? He is famous for wearing them ! Contact his designer and spread the trend pleaseeeeee !
DaBen:
Well I thank you for your excitement of wanting to see my ass. But Prince's pants are a little over the top. I just want to rock the traditional Chinese slit; not frame my cheeks in fabric. Plus the little strip of thong he keeps on his just seems like it would hurt the first time he squats down.
If you're gonna do it... do it right. Frame it with sequins!
DaBen:
You don't think sequins would make it look like I'm just doing this for attention?
HugAPanda:
Noooo, don't be silly. Do them in black... it'll be subtle but still make a statement.
HugAPanda:
Aww shucks. ;) I want pictures... for my idea portfolio, of course!!