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Q: How do I become Emporer ?
Hey , no one has the job, the palace is not lived in. How can I apply for the job?
I think I could do great things for China. The first will be to convert all the toilets to western. We'll copy a nice Kroller low plush. Think how wonderful this will be for all the old people with bad knees. I really feel that such a program will drastcially improve Chinas appeal to tourism, there by increasing the national revenues by more than enough to cover the cost of toilet conversion. This is the first of my plans. I'll reveal more after I get the job. You can call me EFLE. English foreign lanaguage Emporer
Your guess is as good as mine. If you do become emperor I'll be the first to congratulate you. The toilets being converted into western american standard would be a good start. Get rid of all the squat toilets! While your at it you could try to fix the pollution problem even further I'd be grateful for that. Use to feel itchy all the time after I came home from all the pollutants.
TedDBayer:
nothing I can do about this, 1.5 billion people farting,, stay with the pollution
I don't know how to become emperor or emperoress of China, but I hear they have an opening for an individual who likes to wear jammies, is mentally unstable, and doesn't mind not feeding the people in North Korea.
TedDBayer:
I saw the word emporeress and thought you were applying, Mind you I will keep with tradition. I believe the emporer had 3000 wives. That's 8.2 for every night.
HugAPanda:
You can have the job... and the wives. I'm goin to NK. I like jammies. And I'd have all the neighbors over for dinner every night.
Ted, I can actually appoint you as the emperor of China if you want. I am the first emperor of the new galactic empire. China is just a small, tiny area of what I'm in charge of. I will send you an application.
you must deposit 5000us into a bank account. i'll send you number later.
Move to NK say you are the long lost son of Kim Jong-il-Ted Jong -il......
TedDBayer:
like most things when you add ted to them , they do sound better, excited, reprobated, inflated. mast--- ted, infatuated, flabbergasted. Then some words you just can't add ted to like p----
Wait... don't they automatically make you Emporer if you just answer enough questions on this site? Like 8000 points and the Cat makes you Emporer.
But that means we might have someone like mattaya as Emporer.... DEAR LORD
Xpat.John:
Now you know the true reason for Crimo wanting to delete his account.
