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Q: How do one get hooked up with a Chinese lady? My friend asked me so please help.

How do one get hooked up with a Chinese lady? My friend asked me but I had no answer so please help me.

8 years 14 weeks ago in  General  - Other cities

 
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Go out and meet one for yourself... we're not a match making site.

Sit in a park, go to a bar... hell enjoy do the blind dating that the Chinese us...

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Same way as any other lady, just go out and meet some until you find one you click with. Then throw her over your shoulder and take her home. (foreplay)

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I heard if you go to a street vendor, order chicken feet and sichuan peppers, rub them all over your naked body, run down the middle of a crowded street yelling "STELLA" at the top of your lungs for a solid hour, then approach 12 China-men and denounce all things non-Chinese... you will get 72 virgin women on your doorstep. 

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Dancing the "Macarena" in the subway platform works too!

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Cruise your city until you find a small shop radiating pink light from the inside. These are known in China as "Friendship Stores." The staff is helpful and friendly, and will provide a number of services (for a small fee).

If that doesn't work, well, just be yourself and listen more than you talk. A sympathetic ear goes a long way...

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Lady? No idea, I can find you a slut though?

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If you have a VPN I would suggest you go to adult friend finder.com.
I hear it works.wink
http://answers.echinacities.com/question/9211?type=manswer

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you could walk around with a billboard which says "我 要 小姐!!!!“

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You could always wait for the fuzzy sweater season, then put on a suit made of velcro and hook up with a Chinese woman that way.

I suggest you hook up with an auntie.  They always look like they could use a little more lovin'.

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Your "friend"?? Really??

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Tell him to go for walks by himself. This works best at night. I had all sorts of people approach me, but many more at night. Just for fun, try running so you can tease them and see if they follow. If they are interested enough to run after you, you have them hooked, so stop and chat them up. Cheers good luck !

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i have more respect for people when they stand behind their posts. my posts are unpopular but i stand behind them. now this is for your friend?? is your friend awful looking?? smells funny??? people are people say techniques work here but with a twist

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