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Q: How do you break up with your girlfriend?

10 years 31 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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I used helium to inflate her then left her to float away on a windy day wink

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I know the girl, we dated for a while until one fateful night after making love I gave her a cigarette and she farted and flew out the window.

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 Love sincerity can only be seen from 'how long did u hold the string  '....Is she looking for the 'free laowai detail'?

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I used helium to inflate her then left her to float away on a windy day wink

mArtiAn:

I know the girl, we dated for a while until one fateful night after making love I gave her a cigarette and she farted and flew out the window.

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 Love sincerity can only be seen from 'how long did u hold the string  '....Is she looking for the 'free laowai detail'?

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Wait, aren't you supposed to be a girl?
Do you mean break up with your friend? Just tell her she looks poor.

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well, I would say with a 55$ chainsaw, a clean cut

pianyi Wink
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Poulan-Pro-PP4218A-18-42CC-2-Cycle-Gas-Powered-C...

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you lay the pipe a bit. then all of a sudden dont reply to calls, emails, messages, etc.  You have been had. used for a bit of sex. dont worry, you weren't the first, and defiantly wont be the last knotch on the gun. har, har.

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Last notch on Vickies gun ???

 

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I'm old fashioned and believe the distance but personal touch of a sensitively worded letter can both show respect to and spare certain feelings of a partner for whom one feels the waning light of love's fair candle flickering toward darkness. These are modern times however, so now when I think it's time to hit the road, I usually just send a text.

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i thought the standard IPad was the normal thing in China
.. breaking up is hard to do (the Partridge Family)

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Totally situational. It depends on the girl's personality, how long you've dated, why you want to break up, etc...

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Acid and nutmeg. No body no odor .....

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Send her a wechat,QQ,whatsapp message than delete her after the first reply and move on.

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