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Q: How do you break up with your girlfriend?
I used helium to inflate her then left her to float away on a windy day ![]()
mArtiAn:
I know the girl, we dated for a while until one fateful night after making love I gave her a cigarette and she farted and flew out the window.
icnif77:
Love sincerity can only be seen from 'how long did u hold the string
'....Is she looking for the 'free laowai detail'?
I used helium to inflate her then left her to float away on a windy day ![]()
mArtiAn:
I know the girl, we dated for a while until one fateful night after making love I gave her a cigarette and she farted and flew out the window.
icnif77:
Love sincerity can only be seen from 'how long did u hold the string
'....Is she looking for the 'free laowai detail'?
Wait, aren't you supposed to be a girl?
Do you mean break up with your friend? Just tell her she looks poor.
well, I would say with a 55$ chainsaw, a clean cut
pianyi 
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Poulan-Pro-PP4218A-18-42CC-2-Cycle-Gas-Powered-C...
you lay the pipe a bit. then all of a sudden dont reply to calls, emails, messages, etc. You have been had. used for a bit of sex. dont worry, you weren't the first, and defiantly wont be the last knotch on the gun. har, har.
I'm old fashioned and believe the distance but personal touch of a sensitively worded letter can both show respect to and spare certain feelings of a partner for whom one feels the waning light of love's fair candle flickering toward darkness. These are modern times however, so now when I think it's time to hit the road, I usually just send a text.
i thought the standard IPad was the normal thing in China
.. breaking up is hard to do (the Partridge Family)
Totally situational. It depends on the girl's personality, how long you've dated, why you want to break up, etc...
Send her a wechat,QQ,whatsapp message than delete her after the first reply and move on.

















