The place to ask China-related questions!
FAQsContact Us
Beijing Shanghai Guangzhou Shenzhen Chengdu Xi'an Hangzhou Qingdao Dalian Suzhou Nanjing More Cities>>

Categories

Close
Welcome to eChinacities Answers! Please or register if you wish to join conversations or ask questions relating to life in China. For help, click here.
Home » Other cities » General
[ Latest Answers ] [ Latest Questions ] [ Most Answered ] [ Need Answers ]
X

Verify email

Your verification code has been sent to:

Didn`t receive your code? Resend code

By continuing you agree to eChinacities's Privacy Policy .

Sign up with Google Sign up with Facebook
Sign up with Email Already have an account? .
mendicuz
Posts: 50

Governor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Q: How do you kill a bug that is bigger than anything you have ever seen before?

These bugs are gigantic! I don't know whether to swat them or worship them! I haven't yet been to Africa or Australia, bu I can't imagine their bugs being any larger!

12 years 21 weeks ago in  General  - Other cities

Report Abuse Email this post
 
Answers (8)
Comments (3)
Scandinavian
Posts: 9631

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Comments( 1  ) Add Comment

Two ways

 

1) Step on them

2) open the windows and let them breathe the air

close

Hulk:

They've adapted to the pollution.

 

They'll just get deformed and become immortal colossi.

12 years 21 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
cooter
Posts: 1547

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Add Comment

My default method of extermination is a quick whack with a bathroom slipper/sandal.

Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
mike168229
Posts: 1263

Shifu

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Comments( 1  ) Add Comment

A can of deodorant and a lighter.

close

Nessquick:

yeah, well tested in our young times ... 

12 years 21 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
teggsnose
Posts: 129

Governor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Comments( 1  ) Add Comment

Give it a drink of tap water.

close

Nessquick:

This we call animal cruelty, you know ? 

12 years 21 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
CARLGODWIN1983
Posts: 482

Shifu

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Add Comment

Treat it as a tennis-ball.

Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
davidccollis
Posts: 73

Governor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Add Comment

Draw a circle in the middle of your apartment, strip off and challenge it to a fight to the death (knifes only). The winner takes the apartment. I once did this when I lived in Hunan. I now live in Shanghai. It was an epic battle and I'm still bitter about it, but I guess he just wanted it more.

Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
hellblood
Posts: 30

Governor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Add Comment

On taobao.com you can find things to protect yourself from giant bugs.^^

Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
happywanderer
Posts: 981

Shifu

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0
Add Comment

Related!  Check Mr Spoon - he da man

monster spiders

 

Report Abuse
12 years 21 weeks ago
 
Know the answer ?
Please or register to post answer.

Report Abuse

Security Code: * Enter the text diplayed in the box below
Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters shown in the image.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <br> <p> <u>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Textual smileys will be replaced with graphical ones.

More information about formatting options

Forward Question

Answers HighlightMORE >>
Q: Do I have to be native speaker to teach English literature?
A: You can still skin into China as a non-English native teacher by holdi
A:You can still skin into China as a non-English native teacher by holding English Teaching license in your home country.2nd: Your BA degree should be completed in a native English country. Once, you fulfilled these 'parameters', you qualify for an English teaching job in China as a non-native English sneaker with Z - Entry/Working visa with Working and Residence permit later on. See the last 'Answers Highlight' ---> there is a web link posted about 'requirements for teaching English language in China as a non-English native passport holder'. https://www.gooverseas.com/blog/guide-teaching-english-china#paragraph-item-63614-target

*English proficiency: Passport from one of seven "native speaker" countries (US, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and South Africa). If you aren’t a native speaker, you’ll need to be a certified teacher in your home country with proof of your English proficiency (e.g. IELTS or TOEFL). I'd say, Chinese will choose and look especially for a native English speaker at teaching of English Literature job openings. Posted job adverts for English Literature teaching are most likely from International Schools in China. Good luck! -- icnif77
No online users.
There are 0 user and 137 guests online.
Recent Popular

About Us| Contact Us| Careers| Privacy Policy| Site Map| Help New| Newsletter

Most active users over past 30 days.