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Q: How to get white sperm in China?

I want to find a white husband but now I am over 40 and it is hopeless. Now I want a white sperms. Who knows where to find those?

3 years 23 weeks ago in  Family & Kids - China

 
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I didn't know sperm came in different colours. Today I learned something.

Do gay men have rainbow coloured sperm?

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Only unicorns have rainbow colored sperms!

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Shit. I just learned another thing. ECC is edumacationism!

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I didn't know sperm came in different colours. Today I learned something.

Do gay men have rainbow coloured sperm?

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Only unicorns have rainbow colored sperms!

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It doesn't need to happen in Chiner ... I mean, you could get it from anywhere in the world by  'mail-in' ... similar like at elections.

 

You can fill it up in your own home and send it by mail carrier.

 

I read, they have small-refrigerator-tubes ... available  'cause many people value privacy of one's home for such tube-fill-in undertaking and then  ... just an easy mail-in de-de-delivery.

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Go to a bar, buy a few dudes a drink and enquire about the possibility of one of them seeing you for a 'private donation'. Simples.

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my 'friend' says he'd luv to donate sum of those funny little fish things u can only see in Microscope.  'He' was wondering if u r a '34C' give or take...,, I'm not quite sure what that means though,,, 'He' also was wondering if 'We',, ohh,,, 'Us',, I meant 'He & U' could maybe go Doggy w/ some Steely Dan on the '8-Track' ?,,, and something about 'Trump/Biden' masks.  I mean I'm just asking for 'Him',, because I said I would and everything,,, but he also said tell u all I have,,,,, oops,, I didn't mean I,, lol,, nope,, sure didn't mean 'I',,  all(He has) is a 100,,, oh,,, ¥,, not $,,,  anyway get back to 'Him'asap and obviously a  Raincoat will be required 'Post-coitus'.  Xiexie,, umm, I mean Thank u,, see, Umm, Gracias is like Xiexie,, oh,, never mind,, please Delete Message on Reciept or I will have no choice but to Report u to Administratorand/or CIA,,, umm, can I have ur Poitnts when u r banned?

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Rule 34C ... 

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034C

 

'34C' means 'extra large' ... in example, you intend to purchase a bra, you could be satisfied by 2- -plastic--grocery-angel-bags ... 

 

I know Steely Dan ... am d/l-ing it next ...

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HAHA

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I am willing to donate my white sperm? How can I sent it to you?

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" ...I read, they have small-refrigerator-tubes ... available ..."

 

You should use Certified Express shipping ...

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