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Q: How long until life in China kills you?

For myself...

5 years, 10 months, 6 days. 

7 years 47 weeks ago in  Health & Safety - China

 
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I am like a bird, after 7-years in China. Working in the profession I shouldn't, making you all jealous with my latest (and previous) Contract show , having upper gum stuffed with 6 implants last week, and I am recovering pretty well.

My pronunciation suffers, 'cause no front teeth, but I am Non, so there is some slack... LOL

My bed sheets were all bloody in the first morning after the surgery. Had to use bleach to wash it off.

Whole dental work will cost me around 70k rambos in comparison with Schengen's price of 40k EUR (320k rambos) and practising dentists in my family.

I chose the most expensive, ceramic implants, so metal detectors won't sound, when I'll pass check-in on the Airports.

Today, I got 60 kg plastic bottle for free, which I'll turn into the pot for growing (... not pot for now!) on my balcony with 'sunny till 2pm' .

The only problem I have is I am waiting for the new FEC and I am wondering, what fuk-up is on my way.

You all scared me with BA certification, that I was ready to move to Spain ....Dental assistant texted me, she's on the meeting. Won't practise any Chinese today.

 MDs say, my blood pressure is too low for the blood donation, but it means 'long life' otherwise.

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Okay.....  Looking forward to the descriptive part of this thread.  Come on, the forum is sinking right now. 

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5 years, 10 months, 15 days. China sucked the life out of me. I'm dead inside.

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Grammar Nazi'ing...  "until" means 'from now, up to what time/date (or place)'. Thus, you're actually making a prediction about when China will kill you... Which is pretty damn impressive! Not only in making the prediction - which anyone can do* - but in suggesting you'll still be here for another 6 years Tongue

 

Anyway... to answer your question - I've thought about it a number of times :(

 

(* - anyone can make a prediction.. having the event actually occur as predicted is the impressive bit!)

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Yes, it is a prediction. 

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BTW: It cost $11,700 USD to ship your body back home, so I'd get your body turned into ash here and ship yourself back to your family, at least it'll be cheaper because you're using EMS. No joke.

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Took me around 5 years too but that was a while ago. I have been heartless, soulless and emotionless for a handful of years. Very apathetic too, I don't give a fuck about anything or anyone.

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I am like a bird, after 7-years in China. Working in the profession I shouldn't, making you all jealous with my latest (and previous) Contract show , having upper gum stuffed with 6 implants last week, and I am recovering pretty well.

My pronunciation suffers, 'cause no front teeth, but I am Non, so there is some slack... LOL

My bed sheets were all bloody in the first morning after the surgery. Had to use bleach to wash it off.

Whole dental work will cost me around 70k rambos in comparison with Schengen's price of 40k EUR (320k rambos) and practising dentists in my family.

I chose the most expensive, ceramic implants, so metal detectors won't sound, when I'll pass check-in on the Airports.

Today, I got 60 kg plastic bottle for free, which I'll turn into the pot for growing (... not pot for now!) on my balcony with 'sunny till 2pm' .

The only problem I have is I am waiting for the new FEC and I am wondering, what fuk-up is on my way.

You all scared me with BA certification, that I was ready to move to Spain ....Dental assistant texted me, she's on the meeting. Won't practise any Chinese today.

 MDs say, my blood pressure is too low for the blood donation, but it means 'long life' otherwise.

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