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Q: How many secret agents do you know?

I know one who's a nazi paedophile that's ruining the UK:

 

William G Adlam, Mi5 agent.  Known as BillDate of birth 22 February 1974.Address:Flat 7, Onslow CourtHarewood CloseCrawleyRH10 8GG  Previous address: 41 Firecrest Road, Chelmsford, Essex, CM2 8XLTelephone: none available.Aliases: None.Marriages: None.Children: None.  Studied Software Engineering (or a similar subject) at Anglia Polytechnic University (now called Anglia Ruskin University). He graduated circa 2001.  Bill also attended Oxford prior to moving to ARU but didn't finish the course possibly due to stress/depression.  The course of study was related to biologyClaimed to have a near-genius IQ, presumably 128/129.  Uses mind-to-mind to destroy peoples' lives.Is guilty of torture, organizing rape, miscarriage of justice, and attempted murder. 

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If I told you I'd have to kill you.....

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"As soon as you know them, they aren't 'secret' anymore" surprise me thinks. Unless, you are the one, too....

You are liable for statement 'Uses mind-to-mind to destroy....', 'cause of the lack of proof, as I told you already.

That is the most fascinating thingy in new, let's call it 'tech': 'it is impossible to prove, such thing really occurred'.

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Well said!  "secret"

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If I told you I'd have to kill you.....

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128/129 is a near genius IQ? Not even close. 

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I know a lot of them. Apparently I am a secret agent as well. I am a spy. I am spying on everyone, and everything... just please leave your windows open while you're changing.

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Errrm.... that's exactly how they are.  You're actually not helping your case 

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Hm...

Max Smart,Agent 99, Ethan Hunt, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer, and James Bond.

 

6, I know 6 secret agents. 

happywanderer:

And now you know Bill

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winkhow about those spy kids and Cody Banks

Even Jackie Chan was a spy next door

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And if an agent abuses their power - access to confidential information, life destroying technology, weaponry, and influence...  What do you do then?

Lord_hanson:

Do you have the authority to decide if they abuse their power?

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happywanderer:

If you're being targeted, as in rape, torture, and attempted murder I think common sense would dictate that it is an abuse of power.

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Lord_hanson:

Perhaps they have orders to carry out those acts. Who is to say the head of MI5 doesn't want you raped?

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If you are being targeted... Avoid detection. 

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happywanderer:

But how?  If agents abuse authority and use technology for surveillance abuse, then how to avoid detection?  Nay!  I say publicity is the way forward.  The pen is mightier than the discrete surveillance device that can conveniently be produced in various colours, hah!

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Eight. All of them are me.

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And secret agent number 2:

Subject Full name: Matthew James GrandyBorn: 22 December 1978 Current address: No current address located – not registered since 2009Other residents: N/ATelephone: None foundPrevious Addresses: 13, KINGS WALK, TOLLESBURY, MALDON, CM98XHFLAT 16, DOLPHIN COURT 12-16, SOUTHEY ROAD, LONDON SW19 1NS13 KINGS WALK, TOLLESBURY, MALDON CM9 8XH55 ST. CYRUS ROAD, COLCHESTER CO4 0LRMarriages NONEBirths related to the subject: NONEAliases: NONE** This individual does not appear on any public or non public databases from 2009.

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And one corrupt police officer, just as sick and twisted:

Subject Full name: Mark Stuart  HayesDate of birth: 22 February 1974Mothers maiden name:Current address: 35 CHURCH ROAD, RAYLEIGH SS6 8PLTelephone: 01268743221Email: mark@cuckoo.orgPrevious Addresses 29 KESWICK CLOSE, RAYLEIGH SS6 8LG8 WOODSTOCK CRESCENT, HOCKLEY SS5 4XGMarriages NONE locatedBirths related to the subject: NONE foundAliases: NONE

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I do have a question... how are you finding this information, and why are you posting them online? How do we know these are genuine? I'd like you to prove it because you're posting people's information without any proof, and we're supposed to just believe you?

 

Please.

 

Proof, or gtfo with posting people's personal information. We aren't your personal army.

Spiderboenz:

Yeah...  I concur. 

It's pretty kuffed up to be broadcasting someone's info on a public forum. 

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Returning a favour as it were.  If you had your personal info posted online I'm sure you'd do the same.  Well, they're the criminals and they're being exposed.  I have proof but it isn't going on echinacities, it's going to court.

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And I know you're not my personal army...  It's sad that you see my posts as an attempt to make you into one.  Yet if a journalist reports on corruption and abuses of power you'd probably call them a hero.  The important thing here is that criminals and their crimes are being exposed because free speech exists to fill the space where the legal system fails.

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@ happywanderer

How long have you been a nutbar?

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Exposing criminals online when the law fails doesn't make you a nutbar.  It's a shame that you're so quick to jump to that conclusion because you don't like the thread topic or contents.

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Hotwater:

You're exposing so-called criminals, mainly UK addresses, on a china based website?

 

Why not do it on a UK based site where people who cared might see it?

 

I guess because libel laws don't affect you posting here. 

 

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nzteacher80:

Vigilante justice via a seldom read expat site in China for the purpose of meting out justice in England on paedophilic secret agents... Holy unmedicated paranoid schizophrenia Batman!

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happywanderer:

Now that was a good comment!

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You didn't answer my question.

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Beyond super injunction jurisdiction? Fair enough. But evidence is a normal requirement to avoid libel. If your posts are anti super injunction, I totally agree with your reason. But If your posts are vindictive vigilante. I disagree. Habeas corpus and all that. Fuck me, these human rights are a pain in the arse.

happywanderer:

Human rights couldn't be more important.  I hope you'll never understand that.

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Of course human rights are important. My point was that everyone deserves human rights, including the alleged criminals. Innocent till proven guilty and all that.

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