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Q: How old are you?

  I know this isn't a polite question to ask a lady, so you ladies can just f**k off. Just kidding, you ladies are invited to play. That includes the little pink fairies who flit around sticking their red thumbs up everyone's arses. You can play too. But we've all taken a pole or two on this site (or is it poll?) and have a good idea where each other's from and where we all live and what we do, but I have no idea how old y'all are. I'd like to know because it would make it easier to know who to patronize. Mental/emotional ages are also welcome. Me personally, i'm 44 pushing 17.

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48 And i feel it

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I have been 29 for the past 9 years.

But in China I feel like I am 21 again most days.

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20 and pushing your mother wink wink.

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  Yeh, bla bla bla, another coward kicking mother jokes.

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bla bla bla just another sexist homophobe

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50 something but I started over, at 19, last year...so 20

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35, and fitter than ever

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60 going on 6

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100 tomorrow,you are invited to my 100 birthday

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100 days, looking at your picture, u sure learned to read and write fast obama.....must be in your leadership genes.

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Q: What is your physical age and your mental age?

The wife told me to act my age
this got me thinking about what it was like when I was younger.
the mind is still willing but the body cant always back it up.
so I would say 44yrs and somewhere between 16 and 20 yrs on occation
and the odd 2yrs moment of course

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33 and counting ...

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Chinese style or Western style?

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50 (next month) going on 80 (and often feel 90) with a mental age heavily in the senility stage (according to my wife at least).

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45 Chinese style.

44 Western style

Jíliú.hé:

that is when you count the conception and gestation period, or am i just thinking something else.

crying

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25 gangnam style

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.45 Colt style?

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Some Asian countries, will start your age at 1 when you are born

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nice to read all your comments.

Sorry guys,I am not going to tell you my age,So,I did put a small pic up here just now,Fair enough LOL

Martian,You don't sound like 44 to me,but 34 LOL

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Mei nu!

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xie xie smiley

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I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

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the big 50.

 

I think i look 40.

 

feel from 40 - 60 physically.

 

mental thoughts usually 20 - 35.

 

I still think girls are the #1 thing on Earth,,,  love to look, know, and touch if given the opportunity. I still travel. I don't drink or smoke ('cept pijiu). never did drugs to speak of. been married/divorced twice, in the middle of semi-serious relationship now, she's roughly half my age, and we get along just fine.

 

and on an interesting side-note, I've been (not sure of the word) brought back from dead twice by emt's.  my simple opinion is dying (that way at least) isn't so bad. when I came back, I didn't even know it had happened (the croaking part).

 

ok, I feel like I have shared much more info than most. truth is, i guess at my age I have nothing to hide or excuse. 'I yamm what I yamm,,,,,'   (Popeye)

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59 going on 23, just a pity the body doesn't keep up with the mind. At least I am achieving one of my life's ambitions, to grow old disgracefully.

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I'm 12, I just pretend to be older.

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How is this china related? I'm having a mid life crisis!

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coming 30 soon, it's easy to be old....my goodness

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39.

 

Body feels like it's 99...

 

Brain acts like it's 12.

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Actual Age 20 

Mental Age 25

 

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