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Q: I am a Barbie doll.

I am a Barbie standing on the chair.Gazing the hollow world with my glowing eyes. I am quiet but there's a burning heart wants to pop out every second. Oh my love,just give me a kiss and rescue me from the cursed body.

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Yeah. Last time I saw that chair near the street corner, the woman standing on it was also trying to sell her vagina.

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Yeah. Last time I saw that chair near the street corner, the woman standing on it was also trying to sell her vagina.

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Well you might think yourself a Barbie but I'm thinking more along the lines of a fucking idiot.

Why don't you post something more interesting?

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Doll or Troll?

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Me too, buTT...

I dropped my mirror this am, so I'll go to see psychiatrist instead staring at my face whole day.

 

Does anybody know, how to glue together mirror pieces?

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Life in plastic - it's fantastic.

Kaiwen:

Viki's probably looking for "Life on Plastic" - A foreign guy's credit cards! 

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royceH:

No, I get the reference...good one andy!

So come on Barbie let's go party........

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Barbie doll sounds about right, all plastic (fake) and empty headed. 

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I'm a GI Joe with the kung fu grip, wattaya gonna do?

Lord_hanson:

Do you have the eagle eyes too?

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mArtiAn:

Yeh but they're not so keen these days down to overuse of the kung fu grip.

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Barbie girl (Aqua )
she's a Barbie girl in a Barbie world ....made of plastic it's so fantastic

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You can touch her hair, undress her anywhere

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Undress her anywhere, especially Burger King.

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But you are fat :(

iWolf:

That's Greenard Barbie

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everyone wants to f#$% a barbie doll but no one wants to get stuck with a barbie doll.

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