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Q: I am giving FREE bad advice today!

Ask me anything!

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I am having a problem with a person regarding a thing, how should I solve it?

SpongeBob:

When in doubt, use your right hand!

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Genius

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How do I get twice as much for half the price?

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Go to the whorehouse and pick a chick twice as fat this time and offer half the price you spent on the skinny one!

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Is time spent at eChinacities time well spent?

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Totally. Ecc is the most useful website for anyone on the planet. In fact, ecc should get real sites so we can go and ask questions in person.

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How can you stop Her from making more stupid mistakes?

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Do some surgeries on Her and make Her a Him.

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Will I be better off tomorrow than I was yesterday?  Why?

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Don't worry about it, tomorrow never comes.

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When the people right in front of me on the moving escalator reach the end, and they just stand there blocking me from getting off the escalator, what should I do?

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Take out your camera and record how their feet jammed inside of the escalator!

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When people barge into the elevator (lift) just as the doors open, blocking me from first exiting the elevator car, what should I do?

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Wait till the door closes and take out your chain saw from your bag,  now no one leaves the lift.

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Just wait a while... Viki will soon be asking many questions, LOL.

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Not sure if it's because you are good at reading things, or the thing you read is too predictable. Anyways, well done. LOL indeed!

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my chilli plants are thriving   my tomato plants are dying ...WHY?

 

Is the fast lane a better lane than the slow lane?

 

is the extra IRON in the tap water a healthy Iron additive?

SpongeBob:

Your character matters, better to be hot than be sour!

Of course, why would there be a slow lane at all?

Only if you want to be IRONMAN

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stupid double post please explain why and how to avoid in the future

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Get a treatment for your Parkinson's syndrome would be a good start!

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Who should we believe, you or Her?  Why?

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Never believe in anyone or anything. Including this one!

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Bad advice always comes with a cost...

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Only if you take it! 

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