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Q: I can't stop eating sugar in China
Sugar is good for health for some reasons. I didn't used to have a sweet tooth. Now 4 years in China has changed it. While walking on Nanjing Rd in Shanghai, I can never resist my urge to have a cake and a coffee while looking at the beaituful ladies walking around. It had definately made me feel younger. I do miss my old sugarless days when my wallet was fuller. What about you?
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course? 
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. 
haha,,, I'm not the only one around here who remembers the the ol 'Card catalog'. :p 
yeah,, I'll grant u 'puters are 18.56 zillion times more effeicient,,, but that's their problem! they act like they are soooo great,,, put in one wrong # and they have a fit. at least the old Librarian u could talk to and explain to,, well at least sort of....
Computer understand u too good.
Librarian understand u too bad.
I think I'll just go back to feckin' off on the beach down by Mehico....
No need to take sugar, if you are sweet enough.
Are you buying this "sugar" from a very thin shifty looking dude who smells funky and talks to himself? The cravings may decrease if you try a new supplier such as Jusco or Walmart.
Stiggs:
The 'orrible caaant (edited because someone here made a snarky comment about language from a meme I posted once) line always makes me laugh.