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Q: I have to be Santa for 2 nights
its our Kindergartens Christmas show tonight and Thursday and I have to be Santa,the thing is I just cant be a normal Santa I have done Santa for 8 years.
The 1st time I was Santa I was Rock Santa,then I was gay Santa Then Hip Hop Santa,Tonight I am doing Fitness Santa I made a barbell with card board plates and Santa will lift weights for the children and parents while having his photo taken.
Have you been Santa?do you put your own spin on it?
the reason I put my own spin on it is because I dont really like doing it,but I have no choice.
the choice is no Santa no day off on the 25th and get your pay docked
I once done Santa when I was 17 or 16. My mom job was to take care of kids less than 3 years old (past that age, state-run kindergarten accept them) at home. She did that at home, and all the other people doing this job in the town formed their own association. They would defend their rights, meet to discuss various issues they meet, let the kids play together and socialize, setup a kid's toy library, etc... And they wanted to organize something for Christmas, with a Santa. Since the kids were less than 3, a teenager was good enough for the job. It was moderately fun (some kids were scared), but I wanted to help my Mom 
Etiquette Santa
If the parents try queue jumping, pushing other children, or the grannies try grabbing free stuff, they are put standing in the corner to think about what they have done.
Gay Santa? How huskies reacted, while your (white) beard was touching the floor
?
Eorthisio:
My secondary F4 students were laughing everytime the word gay was told by someone, meanwhile guys in the class were bullied by girls, quite gay if you want my opinion.
icnif77:
I posted elsewhere 'bending' is more an American thing
(than Russian). Now, I'm not sure who else could get me down. Twice!
You should try "Bad Santa"... that would be a good way to never be Santa again.
Crack-head Santa
Inappropriate Touching Santa
Homeless Santa
Imperial Japanese Santa
Autistic Santa
Lord_hanson:
imperial japanese santa sounds the best. Be sure to execute a few children and rape the mothers.
RandallFlagg:
"Be sure to execute a few children and rape the mothers."
And yet also be somehow incredibly stupid and bumbling, as Chinese TV and films have taught us the Jap imperialists were.
Bad Breath Santa.
No-showers-on-the-North-Pole Santa.
Santa-bulked-up-on-beans-for-the-winter-and-farts-a-lot...
Why-doesn't-anybody-want-to-sit-on-my-lap-Santa.
Santa had a run-in with a dodgy street-food seller and needs to inhabit a toilet cubicle for the holidays.
Smelly Christmas to you and your kin!
