Thank you all so much in advance.

Cutting your cock off would be a good start.

Responding to your own questions is against TOU, troll.

Whenever I want a girl to like me, I just whip out my cock and slap her in the face with it. I suggest you try this.

Becoming a woman seems like the logical choice here. So you probably should consider taking nzteacher80's advice. 

Keep starting troll threads, it's attractive.

There isn't her being woman in this planet. Just go find another woman.

The Answers section gets dumber and dumber. Please continue, its so funny. 

She's just not into you!

try a breath mint

eat some fish.

A gag and  a length of rope and before you know it 'ol Jed's a millionaire.

Good luck idiot.

Hello ID10 or ID01 or whatever...

Here's your trolling badge - CONGRATULATIONS!

If you're a Chinese dude asking this question you're half way to being a woman already, should'nt be too much of a stretch for you. Though you will have to go down town if you catch my drift. 

Btw if you munch muff like you parallel park, you're in trouble.

put a blender into your microwave and then into your bathtube and at the same time switch your tv on, then....it may work

Tell her to pray away the gay. Unfortunately, when she becomes straight, she still won't like you.

You don't.

You and your questions are more and more silly. the silliest person I ever met on web. please, close your account. and never try it again. Bye.

Kill yourself

Just rape her,may be she will find it is good to have sex with a real man.

Hellokittyboxer,you post about you love your gf a lot but wanna explore more sex with other women and now you say you have a crush on a lesbain girl and want us to give you answers to how to get her like you. Obviously you are trolling. Ah...I like trolls like ID01 and hellokittyboxer. Both of you are beautiful

I here you can change your plumbing in Thailand