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Q: I really feel many chinese managers are morons who are just pretending.

My boss spoke highly about a vice general manager in a Japnease company, the company who we got a stand in their booth for selling robot model.My boss praised him because he studied in the Japan and having 10 years working expereinces and told me that guy got green card in Japan. Lol, I do not even think you can call that green card.

Hint: The boss wanted me to learn from him.

 

I went there and talked to that guy, I could see easily that he's an idoit. He tried to help me to display robot that morning and lay them down, lol. You should make the robot model stand instead of laying them down, right? That's the commom sense of displaying robot models in the show.

 

Then he told me something funny, he said Australian are savage because he saw them play football on TV. Again it just showed that he lacks of logical way of thinking things and lack of expereince of understand people well.

 

Then he asked me how to get foreign customers after he knows our main market is in the overseas. Which just showed him having no experience in international business planning.

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Yes, Morton's. Only good for salt and fishsticks.

Hotwater:

Yep, you've got to be a complete Morton to go there...

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loudvillager:

How about Mindy?

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Spiderboenz:

If Buttons isn't here, then Mindy cannot be here either. 

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I prefer to think of them as plebs, peasants, bottomfeeding kleptocrats, somnambulant halfwit lowbrows, troglodytes, retrograde pendants, outdated vassals to a autarchic, ossified regime that's a giant barrier to human progress, and casino capitalist property speculating scumbag rentiers who immediately diminish the value of every single thing they touch, but not a bunch of mortons. I don't know what a morton is.

Stiggs:

All of those fit well, but I think the Chinese have a great word too.

 

Sh@ bi.    Dumb c**t in English.

 

It rolls off the tongue well and I use it a lot. If a taxi runs a red and nearly hits me, you can bet he'll hear it. If some wanker starts calling me names thinking I don't understand and I'm having a bad China day he might hear it too. If I'm in an elevator and someone gets in and lights a cigarette I'll definitely think it, but probably won't say it.

 

Oh, and Vicki.... there is no T in moron. Easy mistake to make and it's a word that also works well.

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loudvillager:

sha bi is "stupid dick" isn't it?

 

It's funny. I'm a fan of the All Blacks. There's a new player named Ngani Laumape. I showed my Chinese girlfriend and she started laughing when the commentator yelled out what to her sounded like, "Lao Ma Pi"!

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icnif77:

There are three: 'sha-bi', 'neu-bi' and 'im-bi' surprise.

 

Once I was yelling in Bank 'neu-bi', 'neu-bi' while holding 10 RMB note in my hand. Teller/she: 'meiyou neu-bi ....' 

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Stiggs:

Nope, it's cont.

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Maybe the Robot is in the lying down position because it/he/she is a Sex Robot !   Oh baby,,, do me ! I wanna feel your Big D-Cell juiceing me from behind! Let me enter the Code! I know the Code!   696969?? right?  Data is one sexy Beyotch!

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