icnif77:

He edited, mastard ... 

Stiggs:

I wonder what sort of visa you'd need to be a jizz trader....   could he get a foreign ejaculators certificate?

icnif77:

I don't think so!

  That mostly goes only  by moon light-ing in WC. No ABC card and things ....

Stiggs:

Ahh... he'd be on a tourist visa then that only allows him to come once.

icnif77:

One could also come only once (with degree) and then 'free-time-venue' ... in Present Continuous ....

I think, mastards get payed by no. of replies and comments, too. We better stop. 

icnif77:

'Except' ??

(in English-written-west) female can always donate spem, I mean 'sperm'!

In China, female population ratio is below men's, so .... you are more than welcome to womanly donate or sell your things&thongs .... too!

I don't see your prob.? If your skin is in question, go 'toast' yourself ... when sun comes out. I know, that's rarity over there.

'Did (ever before) somebody ate jam out your doughnut?' 

Stiggs:

What are the strict procedures for selecting the candidates?

I can imagine the recipients demanding tall, athletic, intelligent, fair skinned beautiful people with no deformities or mental illness in the family and I'm sure that's how the services would be advertised. They probably have pictures of Swedish models in their advertising brochures.

In reality though I bet they'd accept any inbred wanker off the street willing to line up shoulder to shoulder with 40 other dudes to rub one out into a communal bucket.