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Q: If Aliens landed tomorrow and said 'Take me to your leader'. Where would they be taken?

Assuming the aliens had no access to the web to do research.

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"Where would they be taken?"

 

It depends on where they land.

 

PRC ---  straight to the kitchen.  

 

Step 1.  Cook and eat some yourself.  

 

Step 2.  Brag about it on wechat and the internet (propaganda). Invincible in bed (lie)......etc.

 

Step 3.  Sell wall plaster rat meat mix to the highest bidder. Minimum asking price rmb 50 million per catty.

 

"Assuming the aliens had no access to the web to do research."

 

Lesson for future ETs :  Get a Wifi. Do your homework.

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WIFI password is 8 8s.

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Higher security alpha-numeric pwd recommended :  Ecc88s

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I vote for Norway.

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I suggest the best place would be to the international community at your pub/drinking establishment...   sems a pretty decent variety of people on earth.

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Hangzhou Jingongmen.

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"Where would they be taken?"

 

It depends on where they land.

 

PRC ---  straight to the kitchen.  

 

Step 1.  Cook and eat some yourself.  

 

Step 2.  Brag about it on wechat and the internet (propaganda). Invincible in bed (lie)......etc.

 

Step 3.  Sell wall plaster rat meat mix to the highest bidder. Minimum asking price rmb 50 million per catty.

 

"Assuming the aliens had no access to the web to do research."

 

Lesson for future ETs :  Get a Wifi. Do your homework.

ScotsAlan:

WIFI password is 8 8s.

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Higher security alpha-numeric pwd recommended :  Ecc88s

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ting bu dong....

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If I would be a 'connective link'.... I mean, if they would ask me, I would certainly introduce them to your Scottish Leader:

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A bank probably. Or maybe a TV.

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They would be taken to someone we never heard of before.

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A rendition house in Amsterdam perhaps ?

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Ha ha. Been thinking about this.

I suspect Germany.

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