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Q: If there was a zombie apocalypse in China
How would you survive?
Stake it out on the top of a 30 storey building? At least it's high so once you've dealt with all the zombies in that building, new ones arriving would battle getting all the way up there. You could scavenge for food around the apartments but in general Chinese don't have a lot of canned food that's good for a year+...
How would you cope?
Believe it or not i actually thought about that a number of times.
Answer: I'd put speakers at max volumes on the roofs with a 25 minutes timer for me to get out, lock the doors and use the iron bars to get down.
The speakers would then turn on half way through, all the zombies in the neighourhood would rush in the building, not see me because i'd be "over" them. then once it's all clear i finish going down, and then several options:
- Chinese buildng with too much weight would colapse.
- If nobody on the ground floor, i close/block all exits
- explosives in the supporting colluns ( i studied engineering so i'd know, but anyway chinese architecture just blow anything and start running).
firecackers, fireworks etc could also be used to attract them. Also most building only have one entry/exit, so just block this one and all those inside are out of the picture ( can't go through the windows because of either the iron bars or too high and stupid zombies doesn't see a reason to do that.
There, i also have other scenarios but first let's see you guys reasonings.
If there was a zombie apocalypse in China, no one would notice and not much would change 
I'm just picturing all the old grandpa zombies dragging themselves along still with a cigarette hanging out their mouths.
Believe it or not i actually thought about that a number of times.
Answer: I'd put speakers at max volumes on the roofs with a 25 minutes timer for me to get out, lock the doors and use the iron bars to get down.
The speakers would then turn on half way through, all the zombies in the neighourhood would rush in the building, not see me because i'd be "over" them. then once it's all clear i finish going down, and then several options:
- Chinese buildng with too much weight would colapse.
- If nobody on the ground floor, i close/block all exits
- explosives in the supporting colluns ( i studied engineering so i'd know, but anyway chinese architecture just blow anything and start running).
firecackers, fireworks etc could also be used to attract them. Also most building only have one entry/exit, so just block this one and all those inside are out of the picture ( can't go through the windows because of either the iron bars or too high and stupid zombies doesn't see a reason to do that.
There, i also have other scenarios but first let's see you guys reasonings.
Start a massive fire, light 100 cars on fire so it attracts all of them from your area. Then have a second fire that circles them and finishes them off. Then you have you area sorted for at least a month or so before the next wave arrives
iWolf:
But won't the zombies just mill around taking sefies and muttering "it's none of my business"?
Well you can be sure that if there were any other Chinese survivors they wouldn't help their fellow man in the risk of getting sued.
